O-06-20: Nothing there

The askblog for our very own chernobyl puppy! //Responses may vary in canonicity, everything said in this blog should not be taken as canon

[nothing-there-askblog]

Introduction

Hiya all! I'm just an employee of L-Corp's main branch, clearance 5 agent, actually! So, we extracted this silly looking dog, and me'n'them? We're like peas in a pod!

They like to mimic things, so I wanted to increase their vocabulary with this askblog! So throw your questions, and I'll show them to our very own radiated pupper.

Though... please, don't get it to say Skibidi.

//Hiya! Blog mod here to tell you that I run another askblog now! If you want more sillies from a different abno, why not check out @eight-red-eyes? Can't promise that it'll be for everyone, but it should have a similar gist and such!

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[c7b3rzp4c3]

--{🌸 Robots DO NOT support ICE!!

[luna-is-depressed]

Tumblr Fawns DO NOT support ICE!

[vanillabean5645]

Tumblr kind people and TADC fans DO NOT support ICE!

[deadlydevout]

Tumblr bunnies, fawns, and lambs do NOT support ICE!!!

[obsessive-love-girl]

Tumblr Yanderes, Obsessive Love, & Obsessive BPD girls do NOT support ICE!!!!

[library-card-declined]

Tumblr lobotomy agents DO NOT SUPPORT ICE.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Tumblr voice of distortions do NOT support Ice!!!

[silverbranchoffice]

Tumblr office fixers do NOT support ICE!!!!

[nothing-there-askblog]

Tumble… Tumble… doggy… do… not… I love you… ICE… ICE… NO STOP!! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

corporate is forcing me to make a poll

Which Burger King Employee is your favourite?

the totally best heathcliff to ever grace this mirror world (me)

(Almost) Every Catherine

John Burgerlking

Dullahan (horse)

Dullahan (child)

Raikouerror

The skinless flesh abomination

Roronoa Zoro

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

i'll come back to this in a week and see how it goes

may have forgotten someone

[nothing-there-askblog]

"HELP! HELP ME!"

"Goodbye! Byebye!"

"Hello?"

"NO! LET ME GO! PLEASE! BAD PUPPY!"

"Oh, you're such a good puppy, aren't you? NO NO WAIT-"

"Go. Do a crime."

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

"Hello!"

Nothing There walks over to the perfectly pristine estradiol-laced burger and eats it.

"Yum....y bu...gr...."

Nothing There starts convulsing violently.

( @nothing-there-askblog )

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, HUH???

FIRST YOU DON'T UP TO WORK, AND NOW YOU EAT THE FOOD WITHOUT PAYING.

You better have a good excuse, Mx, 'cause otherwise I'm reporting your ass to HQ!

[nothing-there-askblog]

Nothing There continues to convulse, until they hack up a clump of skin, and begin to splay it out across the floor, revealing it to be the skin of Hindley Earnshaw.

"Bur...ger...."

"Burger! Burger!"

Nothing There hops around happily.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

i really hope that's not the hindley i'm living with

it'd suck to be forced to take over his manor and have to do taxes

[nothing-there-askblog]

"AAARGH! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SKIN YOU MUTT!"

"Goodbye! Byebye!"

"YOU FUCK! GET BACK HERE!"

Nothing There wags their tail(?), much like a dog.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

"Hello!"

Nothing There walks over to the perfectly pristine estradiol-laced burger and eats it.

"Yum....y bu...gr...."

Nothing There starts convulsing violently.

( @nothing-there-askblog )

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, HUH???

FIRST YOU DON'T UP TO WORK, AND NOW YOU EAT THE FOOD WITHOUT PAYING.

You better have a good excuse, Mx, 'cause otherwise I'm reporting your ass to HQ!

[nothing-there-askblog]

Nothing There continues to convulse, until they hack up a clump of skin, and begin to splay it out across the floor, revealing it to be the skin of Hindley Earnshaw.

"Bur...ger...."

"Burger! Burger!"

Nothing There hops around happily.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

No like, nothing there as in the FUCKING ABNORMALITY-

the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Hello?"

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

I don't take orders, and if you're asking for directions: fuck off.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"ok so going to the mirror world that makes you old was an awful idea, you wouldn't believe what happened there."

"the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad."

"Yeah I just saw John Burgerlking get folded like a paper swan, that shit was fucked up."

"...I love you."

"I love you."

"I love you..."

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

im married + you're not my type + can someone tell me how to make a restraining order

[nothing-there-askblog]

"HELP! HELP ME!!!"

"MANAGER!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!"

"BAD PUPPY!!! BAD PUPPY!!!"

"MY LEGS! OH GOD IT SPLIT OFF MY LEGS!!"

Nothing There watches the sorrowful erlking, preparing itself to maul.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

Arrighty then, didn't know you were chill like that!

You're hired! You start monday.

[nothing-there-askblog]

//GUH?!?!?

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

No like, nothing there as in the FUCKING ABNORMALITY-

the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Hello?"

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

I don't take orders, and if you're asking for directions: fuck off.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"ok so going to the mirror world that makes you old was an awful idea, you wouldn't believe what happened there."

"the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad."

"Yeah I just saw John Burgerlking get folded like a paper swan, that shit was fucked up."

"...I love you."

"I love you."

"I love you..."

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

im married + you're not my type + can someone tell me how to make a restraining order

[nothing-there-askblog]

"HELP! HELP ME!!!"

"MANAGER!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!"

"BAD PUPPY!!! BAD PUPPY!!!"

"MY LEGS! OH GOD IT SPLIT OFF MY LEGS!!"

Nothing There watches the sorrowful erlking, preparing itself to maul.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

No like, nothing there as in the FUCKING ABNORMALITY-

the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Hello?"

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

I don't take orders, and if you're asking for directions: fuck off.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"ok so going to the mirror world that makes you old was an awful idea, you wouldn't believe what happened there."

"the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad."

"Yeah I just saw John Burgerlking get folded like a paper swan, that shit was fucked up."

"...I love you."

"I love you."

"I love you..."

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

No like, nothing there as in the FUCKING ABNORMALITY-

the only "abnormal" thing i've seen is Linton. I just think you're schizo, lad.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Hello?"

[a-caged-crow]

BINAH! A LOST CHILD WANDERED INTO THE FACILITY! I NEED YOU TO HIT THEM WITH A SHOCKWAVE, NOW!

Feather, go get the left over valentines chocolates, and redirect them to someone nicer to handle this, like Hod. She would be better with children then I would be. It is not as if I would ever want one regardless. Especially if I was taking care of them with her. Hod can handle this.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Less-Bane! Less-Bane!"

[nothing-there-askblog]

“…”

[Scuttle across the floor into containment unit like feral creature.]

[Rotate Nothing There 180°.]

[Leave containment unit.]

Nothing There has been rotated.

It does not know how to feel.

[nothing-there-askblog]

[A blunt is given to the flesh dog.]

“Go. Get high.”

( @ask-the-terror-twins)

Nothing There eats the blunt and strides off.

[disciplinaryteamgebura]

do you like women

I won't answer your question since this is an inappropriate ask. Ask appropriate questions next time.

You're lucky this is through an online app. Would've given you a penalty if you worked at the L Corp Headquarters.

[voice-of-the-light-c]

She does :]

[training-team-sephirah]

She does!?

[disciplinaryteamgebura]

Hey, save me some face, will you? I won't make my preference for partners public.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Les...Biab..."

"Lesss... Bain!"

"Lesbane! Lesbane!"

[nothing-there-askblog]

"I love you."

"I love you."

"I love you."

"I love you."

The shell of Nothing There offers all of you a box of chocolates. They look... suprisingly edible.

[nothing-there-askblog]

"Such a good little canine. Thou are a good canine, yes?"

-> (Petals leave the Doctor's dress. Making a hand of petals and petting le doggy.)

-> @whitenight-thesavior

The shell of Nothing There was pet, staring at The Doctor with confusion.

The shell occasionally twitched, but eventually, continued on it's way somewhere, seeking something.

[nothing-there-askblog]

hands it a knife. go. do a crime

The shell of Nothing There uses the knife to wedge open the door as you leave the containment unit, immediately causing a Second Trumpet to sound.

Congratulations, Nothing there has now breached.

[nothing-there-askblog]

rolls a glitter bomb at you

Nothing There happily eats the glitter bomb, before spitting the now exploding remnants at you.

You are now painted in glitter.