Fuck.

[nomenu]

[shaky-deactivated20150305]

i was just laying in bed singing and 

[troyesivan]

are you ariana grande be honest

[ruinedchildhood]

Hey! This is a family show!

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[misteryada]

Oh hey where’d this fucking SNIPER ROUND COME FROM

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[what-a-silver-lining]

I would most certainly not defend that horrible creature with my life. I’ll give him my thoughts and prayers.

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[kalesbug]

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[persephonesecretlair]

i’m definitely the girlfriend that rubs your back under your shirt in public just because i miss the feel of your skin

[lemmepetyourdog-deactivated2016]

[decommissioning-blog]

The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

[nguyenthimichelle]

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

[silvermoon424]

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

[thespoonmissioner]

[sandandglass]

[rillegas08]

Oh, that’s the context.

[rustiieldritch]

good dad

[indysabrewing]

Homer was a real one.

[thefrogman]

[xxincendiary-deactivated2017030]

Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row

[dulect]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[collegiate-confession]

[scenicroutes]