nothing to se

[a-jerma-a-day]

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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[never-obsolete]

The Space screen saver, from Windows 98

[earthlingmars]

Trip

[nothingelsetoseeherelol]

unbetels your geuse

[sandmandaddy69]

[durbikins]

[disksystem]

[samsketchbook]

Creamthing, ~1 inch tall

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

im FACKING sorry alright

[nitegyrl-deactivated20151213]

[amazoogle]

[lifesgrandparade]

Ah yes of course, like the all you can eat shrimp was simply too generous sounded like a fucking dumb explanation

[parentheticalaside]

Also their largest shareholder, a seafood distributor, maneuvered things so they became the sole supplier of breaded shrimp for the chain. Think of how much breaded shrimp Red Lobster buys.

One of the other fun tricks of private equity firms is to charge the company to be managed by them. Imagine if your boss charged you literal actual dollars to be managed by them.

It's kinda funny how often people think there are machinations behind the scenes, but as long as there's a good joke, they don't look further. A big chain doesn't go bankrupt because of a single $11 million loss due to a shrimp promotion. (Also, btw, they were forced to make that losing promotion permanent instead of time limited.)

[ouijawaydidhego]

[ultraviolet-divergence]

*files sale-leaseback transactions along with the rest of the evidence for profit-maximizing capitalism collapsing back into rent-extraction feudalism*

[paxamericana]

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

how do i get the algorithms to show me only this kind of breakcore with none of the wimp shit

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing