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I haven't changed my URL in 4 years

[realoscarisaac]

Poe Dameron in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

[kickthenavi-deactivated20180601]

happy hanukkah/chanukah to all of my amazing jewish followers!!! love you guys and hope you all have a wonderful holiday, because you guys deserve it!! 💜💜💜

[blushurs]

this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!

[jambearie]

*clears throat*

Titties

[erodaweather]

i can’t believe y’all r really sleeping on steve spinning nancy around and saying “i missed you” and nancy replying “it’s been like, an hour.” and FUCKING STEVE goes “tell me about it” before kissing herlike get yourself a man that loves you like that.

[nothingsnormaleverythingsgr-blog]

Me on a date: calls you both "babe" and "dude"

[gracklesong]

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

[heythereghouls]

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[mjalti]

no no dude listen.. being the friend IS the benefit

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[frender-archive]

in this gay and age,

[d0nn0]

cattink:

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

is he a *makes cooking gesture* rat?

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[harryshouse]

X Factor UK

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life