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But screw your courage to the sticking-place // And we'll not fail

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[kosmogrl]

[rangerpanties]

i've seen the greatest fags of my generation lost to taylor swift

[the-haiku-bot]

i’ve seen the greatest

fags of my generation

lost to taylor swift

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[guccigarantine]

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard tip:

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

[sabrinaacarpenters]

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

[lunar-years]

What do you call McDonald’s?

Mekkes

Mickey D’s

Maccas

McDo’s

McD’s

McDick’s

Makku

Golden Arches

I call it…McDonald’s???

Other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 27, 2023

[fire-bay]

Its chubby wyrm sunday

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

[c-53]

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[interruptingkau]

Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images

[marinememes]

[skeuo]

[wingdingle]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]