I don’t Know What Im Doing

[qabby]

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[10i7]

i need a long long long long hug

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[girls-are-fucking-pretty]

#justiceformatt

[ironwoman359]

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

[kalgayming]

[retro-spark-deactivated20200121]

Matt, our true feminist ally.

[worldeaterouroboros]

You go Matt

[felix-loves-albert-and-ralb-blog]

this was a fucking rollercoaster of emotions

[ruinedchildhood]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

[looksmokin]

A pair of blue and pink skeletons at a Walmart. The pink one had bone tiddies and the blue one had a Hawaiian shirt on. It wasn’t even near Halloween.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

happy fucking october everyone

[ruinedchildhood]

[notinuseanymorebyefriend]

I would be ok with it if someone spammed my inbox with asks just incase you were wondering

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Davey: You can’t eat a family sized bag of chips in one sitting.

Jack, looking him dead in the eye and cramming another handful of chips in his mouth: Watch me.

[officialunitedstates]

me when it starts raining really hard:  ya hooo the plants sure needed this.  the plants will really slurp this right up

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

i need to hang this on my wall this just fixed my whole mood today

[detectivehole]

I couldn’t do a southern accent to save my life but this post just spoke to me

[starstrike]

@i-am-a-fish

[i-am-a-fish]

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU @aggressivewastebin FOR RECORDING MY POST AND THANK YOU @tank-bisexual FOR TAGGING ME THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coltonthelizard]

fact

mike faist has said that he is 6’ tall. and yet, he seem so much taller??? like yes 6’ is pretty tall. but it’s not THAT much taller than average. when i saw deh i figured he was probably like 6’2 or 6’3. there are a few possible explanations for this:

everyone else in the deh cast is pretty short and thus made mike look taller by comparison

mike faist is unsure of how the imperial system of measurement works and made his best guess

connor murphy is actually wearing heeled platform combat boots and no one has gotten close enough to the stage to notice

connor’s costume (specifically the black skinny jeans and boots) made his legs look longer

mike faist is lying about his height to make short people feel better about themselves

all of these possibilities require further explanation in order to deny or confirm their validity. in this essay i will

[notinuseanymorebyefriend]

I would be ok with it if someone spammed my inbox with asks just incase you were wondering