Jack Crawford

Head of the Behavioral Science Department of the FBI. I don’t know what else to put here.

[notjackcrawford]

Addressing the allegations…

Okay, yes, I am Jack Crawford. I admit it.

[bloggedbybloom]

After today's events... I think my household could use a few distractions. How would you feel about a movie night, @murderousfawn @notjackcrawford ?

[notjackcrawford]

I’m not against that. Sounds fine to me.

[notjackcrawford]

 Jack Crawford…

You’ve taken too much from me, and I have had to fight tooth and FUCKING nail to regain what I lost. I clawed my way out of that little zoo enclosure you locked me in, right up into Hell. Will and I have been hiding from you, teasing you like a cat with a light, manipulating you for fucking  years into misdirection after misdirection, dead end after dead end. 

But you’ve gone too far this time. You took what was mine. Mine to control, mine to manipulate And you fucking stripped me of it. 

Abigail is MINE. And I will fight God Himself if it means taking back what is mine. You fucked up, agent Crawford. How DARE you FUCKING TOUCH MY DAUGHTER. You better keep your grimy, good-for-nothing, untrustworthy, destructive hands off of Abigail, Jack, or I promise you, Miriam Lass will seem like a daydream compared to what I will do to you.

I can’t hurt you, Jack, not yet, but I can take what belongs to me. 

You taunt the beast, you get eviscerated. That’s how it goes. And Jack, you have done nothing but taunt me. Your time will come. 

I am taking my daughter back.

I just woke up from a nap. What the hell did I wake up to? Does anybody have eyes on Abigail?? What the fuck is going on??

Hannibal, I don’t even know what to say to this. I’m clearly not the only one cracking under stress, holy fucking shit.

[bloggedbybloom]

Alright, so, Jack looks positively delirious. Driving for 12 hours straight will do that, though. Margot told him to lay down while I rushed to grab him some water from the kitchen to get some fluids in him. Applesauce is playing with Winston (or at least, trying, but Winston seems a bit weary of his new surroundings). I won't speak for Abigail, but I am so glad to see her after so long. It feels a little surreal, in all honesty. Homemade pizzas have been sliced and handed out to everyone.

Here's to our new normal! 🥂

[notjackcrawford]

I’m fine, just … tired. But thank you and Margot for being so understanding.

[notjackcrawford]

Jack, seeing as Abigail is now under FBI protection as well, I have a proposal. She could come stay with my wife and I. We are still in hiding as well, as you know. I don't think it would be wise to stretch FBI resources thin, especially not against Dr. Graham-Lecter.

Give it some thought, please.

- @bloggedbybloom

@murderousfawn

Please tell me this will make you come back.

[murderousfawn]

THIS WAS AN OFFER??

Oh my gosh!! Of course I’d take you up on that! As long as I can bring Winston. :)

[notjackcrawford]

Thank fucking god. You scared me half to death running off so suddenly.

[notjackcrawford]

Jack, seeing as Abigail is now under FBI protection as well, I have a proposal. She could come stay with my wife and I. We are still in hiding as well, as you know. I don't think it would be wise to stretch FBI resources thin, especially not against Dr. Graham-Lecter.

Give it some thought, please.

- @bloggedbybloom

@murderousfawn

Please tell me this will make you come back.

[notjackcrawford]

I heard you got shot, Jack. Not like you to go hunting for a serial killer alone.

- @bloggedbybloom

Well, lesson learned. I got out of it alive. It's 'not like me' to do a lot of things I've done over the years, but have you ever lost two agents to the same criminal? It's not the most pleasant experience, let me tell you.

Nice to hear from you, still, Dr. Bloom. I hope you're taking care.

[www-tattlecrime-com]

This just in!

Chesapeake Ripper not only eats the rude, but also.. children?

In a shocking new development to the story of the infamous Chesapeake Ripper, it has been implied that not only does he eat the adult victims of his crimes, but also small children! For somebody with a moral high ground as strong as his, you wouldn’t expect such a twist—but there’s an explanation that brings a bit more sense to it.

Mischa Lecter, the younger sister of Hannibal Graham-Lecter, tragically lost her life as a young girl in Lithuania. According to FBI files, and Dr. Graham-Lecter himself, she was brutally murdered. Furthermore, she was cannibalized! The perpetrator was never caught, but piecing together the story, it’s obvious that the man who cannibalized her was none other than her own flesh and blood.

When questioned about the young girl, Hannibal Graham-Lecter stated, quote, “I honored her in the only way I knew how.” This gruesome insight to his early life gives us a clear timeline of where his cannibalistic tendencies started—when he was only a child himself. Grief drives you crazy, as they say!

[notjackcrawford]

Just as a public statement, mostly to save my own ass, nobody on my team gave her access to any FBI files.

[notjackcrawford]

I managed to steal Jack Crawford’s phone. That being said, I would finish him off, but I think Hannibal wants that pleasure for himself.

Instead, I’ll just say that he’s injured, and in Florence, Italy with no reinforcements coming any time soon. Take that as you will.

— Chiyoh

[bedelia-du-maurier-rp]

I'm truly unsure how the head of the BAU not only didn't suspect how Will would run away with Hannibal, but went chasing after Hannibal on his own (to my current knowledge). Perhaps the chase after Hannibal (and now the two of them) has done more to his mental state than I previously thought. Despite my thoughts, I do hope he recovers. And I hope you're doing well, Chiyoh, if you still have his phone. -Bedelia Du Maurier🫀 

[notjackcrawford]

I hope he doesn’t recover, personally, but I’m sure he’ll be grateful for the well-wishes.

I don’t think he’s hunting the both of them by himself, but he did make the mistake of looking for leads on his own, which is what got him here.

Maybe next time he won’t be so careless. If there is a next time for him.

— Chiyoh

[notjackcrawford]

I managed to steal Jack Crawford’s phone. That being said, I would finish him off, but I think Hannibal wants that pleasure for himself.

Instead, I’ll just say that he’s injured, and in Florence, Italy with no reinforcements coming any time soon. Take that as you will.

— Chiyoh

[notjackcrawford]

THEYRE IN CUBA, THEY HAVE A LITTLE HOUSE IN CUBA, GIMME THAT FUNKO POP

I'll be sending reinforcements there right away to check the validity of your claims, but either way, this is the best tip I've gotten yet. So, thank you for the anonymous intel, I'll have those Funko pop's shipped out to you soon.

[hannibalrp250]

We were in Cuba… Three weeks ago. I would like to assume that people are smart enough to know that I post things only after we’ve left from wherever the post was made, but apparently I was incorrect in doing so.

[notjackcrawford]

Well, I honestly assumed that wasn’t going to amount to much. But I do have a contact that I’m driving to meet that could be useful. I’d be more careful who I talked to if I were you.

[hannibalrp250]

You will be faced with someone very familiar there. Someone who is keen on my peace and quiet with Will.

[notjackcrawford]

Yeah I got the hint.

[notjackcrawford]

Just got shot by a woman named Chiyoh. Note to self, bring backup the next time you want to meet with somebody who might have information on Hannibal.

[notjackcrawford]

THEYRE IN CUBA, THEY HAVE A LITTLE HOUSE IN CUBA, GIMME THAT FUNKO POP

I'll be sending reinforcements there right away to check the validity of your claims, but either way, this is the best tip I've gotten yet. So, thank you for the anonymous intel, I'll have those Funko pop's shipped out to you soon.

[hannibalrp250]

We were in Cuba… Three weeks ago. I would like to assume that people are smart enough to know that I post things only after we’ve left from wherever the post was made, but apparently I was incorrect in doing so.

[notjackcrawford]

Well, I honestly assumed that wasn’t going to amount to much. But I do have a contact that I’m driving to meet that could be useful. I’d be more careful who I talked to if I were you.

[notjackcrawford]

THEYRE IN CUBA, THEY HAVE A LITTLE HOUSE IN CUBA, GIMME THAT FUNKO POP

I'll be sending reinforcements there right away to check the validity of your claims, but either way, this is the best tip I've gotten yet. So, thank you for the anonymous intel, I'll have those Funko pop's shipped out to you soon.

[notjackcrawford]

In light of recent statements made by Hannibal Lecter, anybody who can get this motherfucker for me gets a cookie and a hug, and a very good paycheck. What do I mean by that? Up to interpretation.

(Leave Will out of it though.)

[notjackcrawford]

Shame nobody has taken me up on this offer. What if I throw these guys in the rewards.

[notjackcrawford]

Addressing the allegations…

Okay, yes, I am Jack Crawford. I admit it.

[hannibalrp250]

Change your username. And make your little picture man a picture of your face.

[notjackcrawford]

What if I keep it this way out of spite now?

[hannibalrp250]

I will eat you.

[notjackcrawford]

If you take the chance of coming to find me, I’ll be appalled and also slightly disappointed in your lack of self preservation.

[hannibalrp250]

You won’t see it coming. My victims never do.

I’ll get into your head, Jack. I will torment you again with wisps of memory that I took from you so long ago. Days with Bella you struggle to remember, evidence against me that “slipped your mind,” and the knowledge that Bella never had cancer… Right? You won’t know what hit you, Crawford, but when you’re hit you will never recover. I will make sure of that.

[notjackcrawford]

Bella said herself that she was diagnosed with cancer. I’d believe her over you any day. Mind games don’t work with me, especially not a kind that rely on me trusting a word you say.

My wife was a strong and capable woman. I don’t appreciate you using our relationship against me, Hannibal.

Try me. If you want to play, we can. But it won’t do you any favors.

[hannibalrp250]

Will firmly believed that all we did in our sessions was talk to one another about what he was going through. That was, until I jogged his memory.

You cannot trust what Bella tells you, Jack, because Bella could very well be feigned. I could have put her in your mind, caused you to imagine her up and truly think that for all those years, she was your wife. In reality she could well be a victim I placed into your home, writhing in fear and pain as she watches you pretend to love her. There is a possibility that Bella was not real at all. That she died not because of cancer, but because I needed a convenient way to rid her from your mind.

Think about it, Jack. Sudden stage-four, irreversible cancer? Sounds a bit unlikely, wouldn’t you say?

[notjackcrawford]

Well actually, not very unlikely, but carry on.

[notjackcrawford]

In light of recent statements made by Hannibal Lecter, anybody who can get this motherfucker for me gets a cookie and a hug, and a very good paycheck. What do I mean by that? Up to interpretation.

(Leave Will out of it though.)