Hey, loser! I see you're having girlfriend issues! While I normally would laugh at your face like the loser you are, I think I'm going to help you. I don't like that Italian bastard getting his way in anything. We are uniting against a common enemy, got it? This has nothing to do with you being a side character against the awesome me!
[squints his eyes a bit] And who says I want your help? What can you do? [This is hitting his pride a bit, but still he is willing to listen] I don’t like him either but what’s your deal with him? I guess meeting him is enough of a reason…is it because of what happened with Ludwig and him?
Yeah… well about that, Berwald was having sex with him and… yeah… its complicated…Â
See what I mean? Point made! If you can’t talk, do! Its as simple as that! I bet you’re already wanting to kiss, to touch! Just bring the woman to your chest! Kiss her! Hold her! Your heart will be beating insanely, show her! There’s nothing more than that, that’s all you need to do. See? Easy!
…My day would have gone better if that detail was spared.
Gilbert, I’m not comfortable enough to talk about that with you. You say it as if it is all that easy. You haven’t a clue how difficult it is. It’s-It’s like this…force keeps me from…[irritated sigh, it sounds even more idiotic when he said that out loud] You don’t understand. It’s not just this incapability of showing it, I also can’t get rid of how uncomfortable it is to show affection in front of everyone. I still feel uncomfortable when Alfred hugs me from time to time. And to go beyond that, knowing that millions of others watch and judge my every move…I can’t.
