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Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not.

To be honest, Giovanni always reminded me of a cross between Luigi and Pavi Rotti from Repo!

Luigi Largo is Rotti’s eldest son and Pavi and Amber’s homicidal, older brother. He usually wears an ascot, wields a knife at all times, and is willing to stab at the slightest provocation. He has a habit of ripping his shirt open, revealing a large surgical scar, whenever he states he will take over GeneCo.

Pavi Largo is Rotti’s youngest son and middle child. Womanizing, narcissistic, vacuous, and effeminate, he wears the skinned face of a woman as a mask over his own, which is heavily scarred. Due to the way his face is attached, he is able to change faces on a whim. He has an Italian accent (to conceal his speech impediment, according to Zdunich) and is almost always surrounded by women, usually Genterns, the employees of GeneCo, who usually give Pavi his face surgeries.

Well, well… seems I have a clever little fan wondering about. You shouldn’t hide your pretty little face from me, baby~ I would’ve shown you just how true some of those can be and just how talented a lover a really am. After all, you’d have to wonder why so many put up with the stabbing just to have my talented, assertive dick probing at their insides.

But, you know what? I happen to be in jail right now and though lays are not lacking in quantity, quality’s a big concern. Pay me a visit sometime. I’ll teach you so much you’ll find out why I’m so much better than two hardcore Italians fused together. Make sure not to leave me waiting, baby. You don’t write a love letter to be a finicky little no show, got it?

#Fan love letter #Youre welcome

Before the program could end Giovanni Rossi was taken in by Italian Authorities under charges of murder in the first degree, possession and distribution of illegal drugs as well as various charges of assault, battery and armed robbery.

Due to many mysterious witness disappearances his trial has been set back. Many suspect that the Stidda will do anything in it's power to make sure he serves as little time as possible but speculation still say he could spend anywhere from three to five years under.

Despite this, his authority and influence in the Stidda keeps growing and his men make sure to keep his turf under control in his name.

However, minutes before the police helicopters arrived on the island to place him under arrest, he got a call from his men warning him and he managed to sneak his most precious possession, his beloved Bianca inside Chiara's suitcase as a symbol of his intention to find her as soon as he serves his time.

When reporters asked him if he had something to say his only words were nothing short of amusing.

"Ah, this will surely raise the ratings! I promised fun, sex, blood and excitement, didn't I? Giovanni Rossi always delivers. After all, I am Italian, what can you expect? To all my fans out there, I expect a sympathetic jury~ <3 Don't break my heart, eh?"

#Chiara

There is a folded note under Giovanni's pillow. Inside the note is a check for 20 thousand Euro. The note reads: "While culture differences and strange circumstances may have made our first encounter less than pleasant, I do not think that is cause for me to withhold my thanks for all I learned from you. I had never met anyone quite like you, and probably never will again. May you enjoy the best wine, the most beautiful women, and the finest cuisine. ~ H.F.M.M-W."

So the one time I don't threaten you with a knife and I cash out?

I knew you had the hots for me <3 .