Eclectic Mess

Captain Jack Harkness. And you are? Probably human, 32, she/her, witch, I don't dye my hair this is natural.

[da-shaolin]

Daily reminder that how people perceive you means nothing. Be yourself at all times

[smithsonianlibrariesarchives]

A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).

Full text here.

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[draconym]

Yesterday I was at my local antique store and I was chatting with the owner, with whom I've been acquainted for nearly a decade because I love buying people's used junk and I'm always in there, and he revealed that he has a husband who loves Victorian furniture.

This didn't surprise me but I also like to think that I obviously read as some flavor of dyke and I immediately wondered why he had never mentioned his husband in conversation before. "Why today, after nine years of stopping by this store on my way home from work?" I thought. Then I got home and took off my wallet chain and noticed the new charm I added to it last week:

Don't underestimate the power of cheesy little rainbow trinkets in building community, I guess

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

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[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

You know what, this is really helpful because it also implies broken is a temporary thing, not something you are.

[knittingontheroad]

Meds are preventative maintenance.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[changetheprophecy81]

"I asked chatgpt" well i asked bucky barnes and he said he'll stay with Steve till the end of the line

[heybaetae]

graphic design is my passion (x)

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[japaneseaesthetics]

 Reptile Scroll Japan. Meiji period. 180’’ long (430cm) A remarkably well painted four meter scroll, depicting groups of Crustacea including various shrimp species, crayfish and crabs. Reptiles, turtles, a snake and a glorious fat Cane toad. Insects, such as butterflies and hornets, among aquatic flowers and plants. Finely painted on silk and backed on mulberry paper. Brandt

[stupidpetface]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[nemfrog]

"Turkish marble." Sample item from a catalog showing marbled paper. The art of marbling and treatment of the new bronze colours. 1904.

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[historicalbookimages]

🥒 The ladies’ flower-garden of ornamental perennials.. London, W. Smith, 1843-44.. Original source Image description: Illustration of three cultivated double anemone flowers from “The ladies’ flower-garden of ornamental perennials,” London, 1843-44. The flowers vary in color: one is deep red with layered petals, another is dark blue with a densely petaled center, and the third is light pink with white-edged petals. Each flower has a rounded, textured center surrounded by multiple layers of petals. Green, finely divided leaves and slender stems support the flowers against a plain beige background. The detailed botanical drawing emphasizes the ornamental and diverse nature of this perennial species.