DeShaun (the Diva™️)

If you're not wasted, then the day is.

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[catboygirljoker]

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[2peachy]

[sacred-portal]

[paulinamakes]

The thing about BBC Merlin is that it's really not very good but somehow at the same time...yes it is

[sacred-portal]

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[sacred-portal]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Yes

[tumbwr]

[online-silkmoth]

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[nem23]

[brudiza-spudnik]

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[kushblazer666]