Flynn

send me pictures Of crocodiles he/him

[alongtidesoflight]

this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

[3000s]

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

[bpdshan]

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

[andmaybegayer]

promoted your pronouns to nouns

[feaftlikeabeaft]

this also happened to me???

[lieutenant-sappho]

[earhartsease]

love how the first one can't decide which is the first name

[hazeltongzhi]

[tamamita]

[medullam]

Northern England, ph. Don Mccullin [circa 60s - 1974]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[evangelionreference]

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

[charl0ttan]

what does it all mean

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[brudiza-spudnik]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[girlnephew]

what does it all mean

[abunnytreat]

classic

[brudiza-spudnik]

[brudiza-spudnik]

wait two more

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[4w000]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[eggoverlord]

black holes

[eggoverlord]

both have nick reinhart?

[charl0ttan]

[skygonecrazywithstars]

[charl0ttan]

[humphreybogie]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[uglylittlevictory]

[charl0ttan]

[ass-pushkin]

[charl0ttan]

[doctorbutto]

[charl0ttan]

[magickon]

[charl0ttan]

[brudiza-spudnik]

what does it all mean

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 10 minutes

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

[nem23]

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[foone]

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[daybringersol-deactivated202605]

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

[foone]

Thank you for your service

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

[sharkapologists]

Shoutout to St. Louis as well, it made me do a double take the first time I saw it

[foone]

oh that's a nice one!

the colors are a tad weird, but it works well otherwise

[kvothe-kingkiller]

yall wish you had oregon's flag

[foone]

yay more state pride flags! I need to go through and import all of these into VGAPride

[mephistopheles]

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[galaxycepheus]

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

[experiment41]

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

[cognitohazardous]

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch