celia cruz orbital laser cannon

he/him. Some Cuban faggot. Art blog over at killcityfuckmachine

[trismeowgistus]

i don't need everything i read or watch or play to have gay characters but i do need it to not be so heterosexual that it obliterates any sense of human connection or pathos

[cryptotheism]

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

[cryptotheism]

that is the wrong gif

[xkat-holstaur]

never kill yourself. kill that guy

[calamitys-child]

[creekfiend]

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"

i think it is extremely charming

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

When I was a kid my mom was friends with the gorgeous Szandora LaVey who is a Satanist burlesque performer and erotic model and once we went over to her house because she was teaching my mom how to dye her hair and her house was soooooooo cool and kitsched out in occult stuff and erotic art and I had the thought then that she was probably the coolest person ever. Anyway I realized that she has subconsciously become my north star and my mom reached out to tell her that today (-: feels nice to let my freak foremother know what she did for me without even knowing it!!!!

[firewalkwithmedvd]

I buried the lede here a bit: Szandora was the first person ever to have a public Satanic wedding

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[trismeowgistus]

that said even ambient homophobia can't stop me from loving and feeling deeply moved by "She's the Best". The relationship between women and gay men is so fucking beautiful and wonderful.

[trismeowgistus]

Response to the new Troye Sivan song seems to oscillate between "fuck that faggot why isn't he a pop girl" and "finally a gay man rightfully using his male privilege to uplift the women be owes everything to, [X fag in showbiz] could never." And it's weird how those are kind of the same opinion in a lot of ways.

[trismeowgistus]

i think a lot of non-fags (and some self-hating gay men lbr) are very happy for gay men to exist in a support role in entertainment (on hair and makeup, fashion, choreo, etc) but are profoundly uncomfortable with them taking any kind of leading role, particularly in something as visible and lucrative as pop music, and they obfuscate that homophobia to others and possibly themselves by pretending it's motivated by feminist thought. Like, we don't see this kind of shit every time Hozier releases a new song now do we?

[trismeowgistus]

Response to the new Troye Sivan song seems to oscillate between "fuck that faggot why isn't he a pop girl" and "finally a gay man rightfully using his male privilege to uplift the women be owes everything to, [X fag in showbiz] could never." And it's weird how those are kind of the same opinion in a lot of ways.

[prokopetz]

In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

[facultativeactivity]

What the fuck

[prokopetz]

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

[sabrieterrhisken]

I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.

[prokopetz]

Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films

[captainwolfrandthe42nd]

Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies

[prokopetz]

I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.

[prokopetz]

#The aesthetics of this film are fascinating #I’m obsessed with the bumper car style contact poles on the vehicles (via @cantovvn)

Everything in the dinosaur dimension runs on electricity because the fact that dinosaurs never went extinct there means there's no oil.

No, seriously; that's the actual, textual explanation for why the cars look like that.

[trismeowgistus]

Waiting for the next KSBD update is gonna be agony I can't wait to see what Perfect Gog looks like

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[brothelqueens]

[making-friendos]

Not to puppypost on main but

[making-friendos]

them

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[alexseanchai]

who vanished together for over a year

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

and moved in together when they got back

[imaginarylands4000]