Elder Millennial Butch

Almost 40 Butch Dyke | Horny Blog | NSFT NSFW Blog | Collector of Dicks | No men | No minors

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If I recently followed you again, sorry for the distribution and you’re still hot. Still working on finding the rest of my amazing mutuals on this new hog.

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Yo pals these are the new digs

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lol long Johns are funny what’s next a night cap and night gowns

Count me in for the night cap but I typically stay away from most clothing that resembles a gown.

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If you never used CDs in the car you’re too young for me

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Omg i forgot about tapes. Tapes apply too

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Tumblr just nuked my profile pic and removed a bunch of other butch bulge pics. Fucking rude.

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SO sorry that I came inside. It just felt good in there

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butch strap in the back of my throat. now

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i want to sneak under her desk while she’s on camera—she’s in a work meeting, and i know she hard packed this morning, just like i told her to. i’d look up at her, seeing her bite her lip nervously… she knows what’s coming as i undo the button on her pants, slowly, quietly sliding her zipper down. i’d grip her thighs tightly while she struggles to keep her composure in front of her coworkers, my nails scratching her slacks, a satisfying sound, a tease—i know it makes her imagine my nails digging into her flesh.

i’d tug down the waistband of her briefs with my teeth—i’d hear a hissed exhale as she struggles against the urge to moan—her strap springing free. i want to slide my mouth over it, taking her to the hilt, feeling her squirm with lust from the obscene sounds my wet mouth makes on the silicone, my head moving slowly up and down, my hands roaming over her thighs. i want to feel the effect i have on her while she clears her throat, answers some banal question from an unsuspecting coworker as her hips rock with irrepressible, barely-controlled thrusts… she’d be trying desperately to keep her face from flushing or to keep from whimpering as she sees my head bobbing faster and faster in her periphery.

i want her curses of relief when her meeting ends, headphones flung down with a clatter—i’d tease her for being needy when she joins me on the floor rather than go to bed…it’s so easy to work you up, make you desperate for me. i’d grab her wrist forcefully, sliding her hand up under my skirt to feel me, hot and dripping. she’d squeeze her eyes shut, overwhelmed. that’s how much i like teasing you, reminding you you’re mine to play with whenever i want. and as she trembles, panting, i’d settle in between her legs to finish what i started.

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women like it when you outsmart them at Beatles trivia

That sounds fun as hell, anon. I need to find some cool (read: gay) trivia nights around me

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with all due respect to women who shave I get sad if there’s no bush on pussey the way I guess woman get sad if it’s not uncut or somethin

I hear you on that, pal. Bush is such an absolute delight.

However, consider for a second just a few of the benefits of minimal/no hair:

Soooooo slippery when wet ⚠️

You get to see more of their nails while they whimper and touch themselves 💅

You get to see more of your dick sliding in and out 🫨 and then just the tip 😮‍💨

Less chance of accidentally tugging on a single hair when you use the heel of your hand to push up right above the clit giving you that fulllllll access 👅

The sounds! Firm spanks on a hairless pussy? Little slaps with the head of your cock? 🎶

I guess what I’m trying to say is there are lovely things about the full spectrum of body hair and now you’ve got me quite unfocused.

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Butch lunch

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There’s gotta be the opposite of butches who want to br**d like if she says my plasdick got her pregnant I run like a deadbeat Ellie from TLOU, like Shane if she had a d

I think there are some Ellie fans here that would take offense to that, my friend! I keep meaning to finally watch that show but I’m terrible at sitting still long enough to get into anything of substance.

And surely there are butches without a breeding kink. Some of us just like to think about putting a baby in a femme a totally normal amount. 🫣

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oh so you think your butch ass only one fucking 80% of the time?

I’m like a bum dog collapsed on a hot dog day snuggling against my wife’s sweaty lightly salt boobs. But I’m 99% certain her sweat is better than mine

So happy we live in California right amount of hot and introverts so we never leave the bed when we reunite

I’ve been trying to unpack this one. I’ll start from the bottom. California: love it, jealous of your weather, it’s the only place in the states I’d move out of Colorado for. California dreaming.

Femme sweat is always better, sweeter, tastier than mine. Mmmmfff. It makes me feral. Or when a femme uses my deodorant and I smell myself on her all day? Oooof boy talk about distracting.

Now that top comment. Ok I’m definitely not spending 80% of the day fucking but I’m giving it 100% every single time. Not 80% or 99%. 100% of the time I will push and fuck through every charley horse, numb arm, and puddle of sweat, all while cursing myself for not being more hydrated so I can give even more.

Or did you mean fucking 80% of the days? That’s probably accurate right now. But that ebbs and flows like anything else, my dude.

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This is exactly why my username is a pun 😎

If the shoe fits, friend 👀🤷

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So u wanna try for the billionth time to try knock her huh

Boy do I have stories about trying to knock up a femme

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STUMBLING ONTO BUTCH

I remember the day I first saw the word "butch" in print. How it stuck out of the sentence I found it in, like a purple-black thumbnail, like a blood smear on a hammer head. I was twenty-three years old, standing in the cramped and steamy space between shelves at the old Little Sister's bookstore in Vancouver, holding a freshly inked copy of The Persistent Desire: A Femme-Butch Reader. Butch. The word seemed somehow simultaneously archaic and revolutionary. Lost as I was at the time in an androgynous sea of second-wave lesbian feminists, the word butch seemed so ... dangerous, so not what my lover and her Women's Studies separatist friends would approve of, so ... male-identified.

I had learned a lot since leaving my small-town northern working-class roots and moving to the big city five years earlier. I had come out of the closet everybody but me had always known I was in, and found community in Vancouver's activist scene. I had learned Robert's Rules of Order, non-violent peaceful resistance, and ways to smash the patriarchy. I learned that men were the enemy, and that being male-identified was coun ter-revolutionary at best and at times, tantamount to treason.

I had also learned to remain silent about what I fantasized while fucking my lovers, silent about what I really felt when I stepped into a strap-on harness, silent about why I avoided mirrors when naked. We were going to change the world. I was a good queer. A good feminist. How could I be butch? How could this word feel so good when I lifted it onto my shoulders? What would Andrea Dworkin think? Still, I bought The Persistent Desire and secreted it home, stashed it right between my 1992 edition of Practical Problems in Mathematics for Electricians and The Complete Guide to Repairing and Maintaining Your Ford Engine.

Ivan Coyote & Zena Sharman Persistence: All Ways Butch and Femme

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really wanna be cozy with her and slide down n feel the softness of her stomach while i part her thighs. feel the heat radiating from her cunt as i dip down and kiss her clit and hear her gasp. wanna wrap my arms around her thighs and hold her still as i have my fill