The Pacifier Sentence Meme
“We are SEALS and this is what we do.”
“If I had died back there, my wife, she would’ve killed me.”
“One pulse from a GHOST satellite and a country can’t launch its own nukes.”
“With all due respect, I’d appreciate it if we kept my father out of this.”
“I need someone I can trust on this and I know I can trust you.”
“Tell me, are you licensed to kill?”
“Prepare to be annihilated.”
“Is there anyone here that understands the meaning of the word discipline?”
“Fondle me like that again and I’ll lay knuckles upside your head!”
“In order to maintain a state of safety, we need to maintain a state of order.”
“I’ve only got one rule. Everything is done my way. No highway option.”
“Let me explain how the chain of command works: I tell you what to do and you do it!”
“He walks like Dracula with footsteps silent like death.”
“Good soldiers aren’t scared of anything.”
“I don’t even know how to change a diaper.”
“Did you ever punch someone so hard that their head came off?”
“You’re in my house now, strong man.”
“He’s big, he’s hairy, he’s sometimes smelly but he’s harmless and he has tenure.”
“And they say war is Hell.”
“You call those people your friends?”
“You have no respect for yourself!”
“So there really are people out to get us?”
“From now on, you listen to me and I’ll listen to you too.”
“I don’t understand unless you explain it to me.”
“Every step-ball-change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave just so he could have a heart attack again.”
“If you drop me again, I’m going to kill you.”
“I may not understand a whole hell of a lot about this kind of stuff, but I definitely understand not quitting.”
“The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military, nothing wrong with that.”
“Is performing what makes you happy?”
“Do you or do you not have what it takes to perform this musical?”
“Not one of those elves were left behind that day. We got ‘em all.”
“I don’t know how to do the Panda dance.”
“You know, they’re just misunderstood.”
“You’re giving up wrestling to be in a musical?”
“Wanna play prison rules? You got it.”
“This is a matter of national security.”
“I guess he liked being a soldier more than he liked being a dad.”
“The military’s all I’ve ever known.”
“You’ve betrayed us and you’ve betrayed this country.”
“You can’t do this! You can’t leave a man behind!”
“You’re not taking another parent away from these kids.”
“I want you to have this because I don’t want you to ever forget me.”
“No matter how far or long life takes me away, I will always be thinking about you.”
“It’s gonna be my pleasure serving with you.”
