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[holding his newborn son]

Tony: He's beautiful.

Doctor: We're gonna give him some shots.

Tony: Oh hell yeah, pour up, it's his fucking birthday!

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Wong: *watching the Avengers and Guardians turn into dust through a portal in the safety of the Sanctum*

Wong: this is so sad alexa play single ladies.

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Bucky: *is arm-less, sweaty and sticky, hair is greasy*

T'Challa: Oh yeah, Steves coming.

Bucky: whAT!??!

Bucky, 2.5 seconds later: *has a new vibranium arm, smells like flowers, hair is shampooed, conditioned and brushed* Gotta look good for my mans.

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After Thor, Rocket, and Groot leave to go to Nidavellir.

Drax: Ok, Quill, you can stop flexing now.

Peter: I'm not. This is how my body is shaped.

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every time i see your profile picture, i fucking CRY laughing

me every time I see my own profile picture

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Hi, I've noted where a lot of your posts are from. Are you going to tag any of them with their sources?

I always do :)

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Tony and Strange on their date.

Stephen: That's a nice shirt you have on there.

Tony: *looks down at his 'I Hate Wizards' shirt* Thanks. I found it on the clearance rack at Walmart.

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Strange: And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the superheroes in the galaxy.

Quill: What does it say about me?

Strange: [lying, because the book describes Peter as a manwhore] You're not in it.

Quill: Those bitches!

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Bruce: I don’t know if this sales rack has anything good enough for your and Pepper’s wedding. *holds up shirt saying “fancy bitch”* Ooh, spoke too soon.

Tony: Put that back, I’m the fancy bitch on this team.

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I want to kick myself in the shin

Because before the movie came out I brought tickets to three different showings thinking, “Wow this movie is going to be amazing, I can’t wait to see all my faves together living, and breathing, and interacting!” So now I have to suffer through this movie again TOMORROW and two weeks later!

It is an amazing movie though, definetly go see it! The Russo brothers did an amazing job balancing the movie (perfectly balanced as all things should be) with how many people were in it. Just make sure to go prepared when you do see it, bring tissue...lots and lots of tissue.

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Just saw Infinity War and...

I’ve cried a minimum of 5 times throughout the movie. Tears are still streaming down my face, so...yeah.

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Tony and Steve call an emergency Avengers meeting, in which they invite Loki also.

Thor and Loki get there and sit down next to the Avengers.

Thor: ...So why are WE here?

Steve: I need to ask you - both of you - a favor.

Loki: What? You need someone hurt?

Steve: No.

Loki: Do you need someone to disappear? Because I can—

Steve: NO!

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Peter: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Ned: Dude, she doesn't like you. She's shown no interest. She's way into someone else. Why give up now? This is the right move!

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Peter, shows up in regular suit:

Shuri: A human spider boy, nice.

Peter, wearing the Iron Spider:

Shuri: Ohmygud, ohmygud he on X games mode.

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Shuri, running to T'Challas room: I'm about to get T'Challa again!

Ramonda: Shuri, leave him alone while he's sleeping.

Shuri: *pours water on a sleeping T'Challa's face*

T'Challa: *chokes*

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Loki, making a video: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

Loki: The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

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*fighting Thanos*

Shuri: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Peter, stops in his tracks: Was that a vine reference?