it's sarcasm @notreally-no - Tumblr Blog

I love mountains and sunsets

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

jamieevans

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here.

12cd12c-deactivated20220922

#she is tho #fresher than anyone

kaliforhnia

me on a first date

shouldnt

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

#3 caro #basically

pomeranian2

unearthlyenemy-deactivated20200

hope I’m doing this right

nikewomen

This way to better.

skyrim

girlwithapomegranate-deactivate

I think iggy azalea was a horse girl in elementary school like u know those girls that galloped and shit during recess and ate grass like idek why i get the feeling that she was a part of that crew

punchers

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

sohnyoungjae

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe

illuminhotty-deactivated2013112

amen.

seedy

i dont think this turned out the way it was supposed to

ahcalamity

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

joshpeck

this person spent $100 on this application

literaturehoe-deactivated201601

I love that their GPA was actually good enough though

iinfinitystone-deactivated20210

This was actually from a school comedy newspaper called citizen poke that some girl wrote for it, so it is fake, and if you look up at the top you can see the citizen poke logo