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nerdylibertarian928

According to the notes, not everyone is familiar with Amelia Bedilia

feminescu

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

floridakilo

their daughter

wdcmv1-deactivated20230707

it never stops 😭

annakarenina

Janelle James as Ava Coleman ABBOTT ELEMENTARY • S02E12

glorious-idiocy

My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)

foolishcrow

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

catchymemes

bees-with-swords

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

fairycosmos

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

touching-living-breathing

That's called being an adult

fairycosmos

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

sandmandaddy69

midnightsslut

something people don’t appreciate enough is the fact that different songs on midnights explore the same topics in numerous, sometimes contradictory ways. on snow on the beach, she’s scared that a new relationship might not work out; on labyrinth, she’s terrified that it might. snow on the beach also talks about the celestial forces that bring two people together; mastermind confesses that she was the force in question all along. bejeweled describes the confidence and freedom of bending the rules of a relationship; high infidelity is filled with guilt and terror for simply dancing with another guy. she takes the money on you’re on your own, kid, but she feels stifled by it on anti-hero. she ends you’re on your own, kid with inspiring words; on dear reader, she warns the audience not to listen to her advice. she burns in hell on anti-hero, but karma is her god on karma. she can face any struggle fame throws at her on you’re on your own, kid, but she’s too soft for all of it on sweet nothing. she’s a diamond and a monster on the hill at the same time. it’s almost like each story is told from multiple perspectives like the love triangle on folklore, but instead of several fictional characters, the narrators all exist in different corners of taylor’s mind.

still-beautiful-things

for some reason this reminded me of J*hn M*yer's line about her "you're like 22 girls in one," and then also of Taylor saying "we don't wanna be condemned for being multifaceted"