𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!
‘ i’m sorry , who’s telling this story ? ’
‘ oh , you can’t hear them . only i can . ’
‘ i’m sick of everyone thinking i’m so “ evil ” because my mom was . ’
‘ would you stop with the worry - flurry ? ’
‘ everyone at school loves you ! ’
‘ why yes , this is a new dress . ’
‘ couldn’t go 20 seconds without talking , can you ? ’
‘ hey ___ , you look gort , i mean great ! i don’t even know what gort means . ’
‘ i could offer you a seat , but i’m “ evil ” . ’
‘ have to warn you , don’t stare at the teeth , just got it whitened . ’
‘ welcome home , roomie ! ’
‘ you are going to love rooming with me . ’
‘ i’m thoughtful , and beautiful , and i sing the most wonderful songs about woodland creatures . ’
‘ this is going to be a looong year . ’
‘ here’s this tiny manual full of completely reasonable school rules . ’
‘ really , ___ ? you wanna play that way ? ’
‘ that’s it ? that’s where you’re ending the story ? ’
‘ of course you’d start with ___ , always playing favourites . ’
‘ this year’s after party is going to be a page - ripper ! ’
‘ future queen ! we can’t let anyone post embarrassing photos of me ! ’
‘ if i’m going to be catching z’s for a hundred years , i better live it up now ! ’
‘ c’mon , no one’s going to post anything bad about you . everybody loves you . ’
‘ c-can i carry your books ? ’
‘ i don’t want to miss a single minute of our first day , hi everybody ! ’
‘ hey ___ , uh , why are you holding your hand over your mouth ? ’
‘ my eyes ! i can’t see ! ’
‘ this is highschool ! we got forever to get together . ’
‘ but you two are perfect ! not too this , not too that , you’re just right . ’
‘ c’mon , let’s go get some lunch . ’
‘ what future evil queen wouldn’t love an evil throne , an evil crown , and an evil haunted mirror ? ’
‘ when she poisons me , it changes everything ! ’
‘ i’ll go out the window ! i’ve never tried it before . ’
‘ man ! i am good looking ! ’
‘ catching damsels in distress , it’s kinda my thing . ’
‘ stay here , i’m going again ! ’
‘ i love my latte with a lot a lot a lot a lot of cream . ’
‘ wanna go on a nature hike later ? ’
‘ i can’t wait for everyone to get a glimpse of the queen i am going to become . ’
‘ speaking of which , my dorm room , friday night , we’re going to blow the roof off this place ! ’
‘ i will be just like my old man , brave , good - looking , kind , good - looking , thoughtful , and … good - looking . ’
‘ must you always be so dramatic ? ’
‘ must you always ruin my ominous endings ? ’
‘ oh , rats . i forgot . ’
‘ what ? i’m not trouble ! ’
‘ you’re not supposed to apologise ! ’
‘ everyone . i set up a bungee jumping platform on the east turret . ’
‘ you didn’t tell me we were here to be - hassle her , you said we were going to have a tea party . ’
‘ i don’t want to be a chicken man ! ’
‘ hey , ___ , could you , uh , not sing in the morning ? or ever ? ’
‘ greatest . mirror . ever . ’
‘ you never know if you need to look good on the go . ’
‘ well , uh , okay , let me do one quick check - a - roo . ’
‘ i don’t want to keep calling you the fairest ! ’
‘ stop breaking character ! ’
‘ she’s running unopposed , again . ’
‘ ow ! i’m mean , oh boy ! thanks a lot for the … pin . ow . ’
‘ you can’t test us from chapter 1 to 34 ! we’ve only studied up to chapter 2 . ’
‘ never under - estimate the power of a study party . ’
‘ blast , if only i possessed my poetic skills while in human form . ’
‘ giants are terrible dancers . ’
‘ shoo ! go ! fly away ! ’
‘ it seems like hearts and destiny don’t always move in the same direction . ’
‘ last time , they made me re - catalog the entire forbidden books section . ’
‘ thanks ___ , you are such a sweetheart . ’
‘ what are you going on about ? ’
‘ that holiday is dangerous ! ’
‘ you are not allowed to speak to anyone about this , understand ? ’
‘ i do throw the most excellent parties . ’
‘ um , you might not want to shout that , y’know , being a secret and all . ’
‘ stop that ! c’mon , they went this way . ’
‘ why do you even care ? ’
‘ i care cause it’s not fair ! ’
‘ ___ is breaking the rules , but she still gets her happily ever after but i don’t ! ’
‘ you got a plan ? it’s not like we’re just gonna find them in a romantic moment . ’
‘ what’s … going on … ? ’
‘ you two are totally busted ! ’
‘ i think the real question is what are you doing here ? ’
‘ we gotta find a better place to picnic . ’
‘ please ! you two can’t tell anyone . ’
‘ yeah , well , um , i’m gonna ! ’
‘ ___, this is going to knock you down the royal rankings . but don’t worry ! i’ll take your place . ’
‘ this is the part where i try to solve your romantic problems . ’
‘ whenever i’m around her , i get really tongue - tied . ’
‘ thanks , ___ , you’re the best bye . ’
‘ oh , sweetie , what’s wrong ? ’
‘ i’m not sure you’d understand . ’
‘ what ? is it … boy trouble ? ’
‘ oh , wow , hey . i am thirsty ! i’m going to go get us some lattes , extra foam , double apple caramel , right ? ’
‘ what’s this ? i-it’s a love poem . ’
‘ ___ ? i had no idea he felt this way . ’
‘ love is … complicated . ’
‘ the path of love is never straight . ’
‘ what’s up with the urgent text message ? is everything okay ? ’
‘ shhhh , i’m not ___ , i’m uh , g__ . ’
‘ is this about you guy’s secret relationship ? ’
