Straight from the Wax museum

very scared he/him they/them

[parawax]

this is my main blog!!

reblog blog - @parawaxx

art blog - @parawaxart

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[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[goodgirl-inc]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

[sport-news-daily]

ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[parawax]

i’m so sick of him wtf is he doing. literally ZERO need for all that

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[parawax]

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[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby