JEN / SHE-HULK.

jen walters: attorney at law. mean, green & poured straight into these jeans.

[notshehulk]

Oh, I’m not a superhero. That’s for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans for some reason

► GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME & ALIAS: jennifer sue walters / she-hulk CURRENT TEAM(S): n/a PREVIOUS ALIASES: none AGE: 30′s SPECIES: human mutate MULTIVERSAL ORIGIN: earth-199999 ( mcu )

GENDER IDENTITY: cisgendered female SEXUALITY: bisexual NATIONALITY: american ETHNICITY: white

► APPEARANCE

FACECLAIM: tatiana maslany SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: is occasionally almost 7′ tall and green HAIR COLOR: black / green tinted as she-hulk EYE COLOR: hazel / green as she-hulk ACCENT: light californian CURRENT COSTUME: the luke jacobson jumper & sneaker combo from she-hulk

► BACKGROUND

CURRENT HOME: new york, new york / formerly los angeles, ca PAST OCCUPATION: deputy district attorney  CURRENT OCCUPATION: head of superhuman affairs at glk&h SNAP STATUS: survived

► RELATIONS

SIBLING(S): none PARTNER(S): matt murdock ( technically ) CHILDREN: none PARENT(S): morris & elaine waters

► HEADCANONS/FUN FACTS

routinely breaks the fourth wall

cousin of bruce banner / his blood transformed her

eats cheetos with chopsticks

has a crush on steve rogers’ his ass is her phone background

maintains her mental cognizance when hulking out

was ambivalent towards the color green prior to becoming she-hulk

has known nikki for a decade 

previously had dating profiles as she-hulk, but she’s taken them down after a string of bad luck

quite likes smashing matt murdock

at first, being the she-hulk was uncomfortable. it felt like she was in someone elses skin. now, it feels familiar. it feels like jen, and she’s proud of who she is

almost exclusively wears luke jacobson

new york feels temporary, but she’s trying to hit her stride 

is a possible avengers candidate 

► WANTED CONNECTIONS

mary macpherran - the thorn in her side

nikki ramos - best friend for life

wong - complicated client

[notshehulk]

spiderxling​:

“I’m okay, yeah. It was terrible to be there and not be able to do anything to stop it, but we’re all back now right? Maybe it’s best to not think about it too much.”

If she hadn’t been part Hulk, Jen would be dead. She knows she’s lucky to have the gamma in her blood that kept her safe when others weren’t as lucky. The guilt is real. Usually when something goes wrong, she offers legal advice and counsel. That won’t work here. Until they knew who blew things up, there’s not much to be done. “You sure you’re okay? It’s okay if you’re not. You just went through something traumatic.”

[notshehulk]

frenchxie​:

“Food is always a comfort during tough times. Whatever you want, it is on the house.” Frenchie poked a finger into the menu on the table and slid it over within reach.

Jen’s first instinct is to shake her head. “No, it’s okay. I didn’t come here for free. I’ve just heard great things. I can pay. Really.”

[notshehulk]

destroyrofworlds​:

Daisy’s head tilted like that as she paused to look up at She-Hulk’s towering form. As much as she didn’t want to think about what would happen if S.H.I.E.L.D. decided to go forward with charges of espionage against her. Helping Nat leak all of the dossiers was definitely necessary in getting everyone out, but she had a feeling they wouldn’t see it that way. Her forced leave was evidence enough of that. “I think I might take you up on that, actually. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s not too happy with me. And I’ve been looking up what they could decide to charge me with and it’s not good. Ten years in prison not good.”

Daisy looking up at her reminded Jen of what form she’s in. Being She-Hulk has become so natural now that she’s more than comfortable in her second green skin. There’s a seamless transition as she shifts back down to Jen size. She’s shorter than Daisy now, but not my much. It feels more natural to be the same size as her. “I’d never let it get that far. I have another friend who also studies law. I may ask him for some outside counsel. It’s a huge case. I’m capable, don’t get me wrong, but this may be a two man job.”

[notshehulk]

bcrtonhawk​:

“That sounds like a band name. A bad one, but still.” Clint snorted softly, but his humor faded when Jen mentioned that she’d been threatened by Fontaine. It wasn’t necessarily a shock, but he still rolled his eyes anyways as he scoffed. “Of course it is. I’m sure they all practically signed their lives away to get on that roster.” Valentina seemed like the type to include incredibly fine print that mentioned giving your left kidney for the team or something else equally ridiculous. Her vibes were intense, from what Clint had seen. “We’ve been doing good. I just got done filming a commercial for my new IPA, Arrowhead.” Clint wished he was joking there. Cage was going a bit overboard with the branding, that was for sure. “You know, I might take you up on that.”

“Maybe they can drop an EP or something. Test the waters out.” Jen is pretty certain Bucky can’t sing. He doesn’t give her singer/songwriter vibes. Neither does Yelena, really. Red Guardian seems like the type to think he can sing but really can’t. Jen has to reel it back in before she goes too far down the rabbit hole. “Some of them likely didn’t have any other options. They have criminal records. Extensive criminal records in some cases. I’d imagine they got time shaved sentences, immunity, etc.” She would have killed to see all the contracts, but it wasn’t like she could go around asking for them. All Jen could do ( to avoid legal pushback ) was wait for them to come to her, and even that was dicey. “Arrowhead? Aw, man. That’s rough. Kind of catchy, but rough. If that kind of stuff is written as mandatory in your contract, you definitely need me.”

[notshehulk]

lhunter​:

hunter takes a seat as jen speaks, demeanor defeated but still pensive, “i don’t like being this out of the loop.” first they’re kidnapped without notice, then they’re rescued, but now their mental status is being monitored, and everything’s being kept a bit too secret for hunter’s liking.

“I’m on now being let in myself,” Jen admits. “And I think that’s in part because they want me on the Avengers. Otherwise, I think we’d be in the same boat. Let me see what I can find for you.”

[notshehulk]

lhunter​:

“yeah, but then they took my –– they took -” hunter throws up his hands, frustrated, “they took bobbi. and she’s the furthest thing from a criminal, believe me. they took her and turned her into a bloody lab rat.”

They took Bobbi. How many variations of that has Jen heard by now? Everyone is missing someone, it seems. Everyone but Jen. Her family is blissfully normal minus the green Hulk shaped elephant in the room. She’s making friends in the superhero world, but it’s been slow going. It’s hard to enter a game that’s already so far along. “I’ve never been one to make promises I can’t keep. They don’t get you anywhere. There’s a lot of really capable people working on this, though. I really want to say it’s going to be okay and we’ll get them all back.”

[notshehulk]

wizardstrange​:

Stephen’s lips parted to try and respond to that, but it fell flat as he just shrugged a shoulder at her. “While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I’m not sure there’s much to smash through here. Not yet, anyways.” He really, really hoped that things didn’t escalate to that point, but it was clear the mutants were less than pleased recently. It seemed to be only a matter of time before they lashed out.

“I’m guessing you don’t need a lawyer either?” Not that Jen wants to take on any more clients. She’s already sorting through Pleasant Hill victims. Realistically, she can’t help them all even if she’d like to. Not unless they choose to sue as a group. That doesn’t seem super likely considering how spread out everyone appears to be. “Is this going to be an Avengers kind of thing?”

[notshehulk]

destroyrofworlds​:

“Hell yeah you do.” Daisy gave a half-hearted smile towards the lawyer at that, the heavy conversation ahead of them weighing her down from giving the a full grin as she sighed. “I’m just gonna be honest with you, I did some pretty illegal shit to take that town down. I just wanna be sure I’m covering my bases here. The Director of my reality’s shield has vouched for me to keep my job.” Not that she really wanted it anymore anyways, but she was still hung up on what to do about that. The first focus was making sure Hill didn’t try to come after her.

“Would it make you feel better if I told you that you’re far from the only one? Everyone was doing what they saw necessary. It’s many, many cases of snap wartime decision making. As it stands, I don’t think S.H.I.E.L.D. has any business suing anyone who spoke against the town. They’ll need to be doing everything they can to cover their own asses, because there’s a lot they’re liable for. If they do come after you for some absurd reason, I’d be more than happy to represent you.”

[notshehulk]

spectormcrc​:

Marc didn’t think she was being serious, but then she doubled down and he huffed out a frustrated sigh and looked down to the sidewalk, feeling like his vision was blurring for a bit before a voice that wasn’t his own spoke up, sounding desperate. “That’s rubbish and you know it, Marc. Please, don’t listen to him! He’s a bloody idiot— No I’m not. Fuck, Steven, stop—” 

That was new. Jen watched as he moved from Marc to Steven and back again. She stands there for a moment. “Yeah.” The word is drawn out. “You two are clearly not on the same page. Until you find a way to get there, I’m going to stand by what I’ve said. I represent Steven Grant, Marc Spector, not you.” 

[notshehulk]

bcrtonhawk​:

“Two S.H.I.E.L.D.’s, two Avengers, two Thunderbolts, it’s all a giant headache. Thankfully our iteration of the team is vastly different from hers. The opposite, actually.”

“Right. They’re mostly composed of criminals. Reformed, I’ve heard. Reformed criminals and the Winter Soldier. Fontaine actually approached me with some thinly veiled threats. Some of her team has been coming to me, which is apparently a breach of contract.” Jen really needs to get her hands on a copy of it so she can go over the fine print. “How are you guys doing? Need any contracts checked?” The last part is mostly a joke, as indicated by her teasing smile.

[notshehulk]

spectormcrc​:

Marc would have given her the same cold shoulder if she’d asked him this a few weeks ago, but after the very real consequences of his current wanted status punched him in the face back there, he didn’t even hesitate as he nodded at the smaller woman in front of him. He couldn’t risk S.H.I.E.L.D. handing his information back over to Interpol. They’d probably extradite him back to Egypt, and the thought of Steven having to go through that for something he didn’t even do? Of Layla having to put up with it? “Okay, okay. I’d like to be a client of yours. Please.”

The please was a nice touch that Jen hadn’t been expecting. His demeanor was slightly different than the first interaction they’d had. “There will be some paperwork, of course.” Jen informs him. “But we can deal with that later. Right now, I have to ask how you are. Not as your new lawyer, but as someone who cares. Are you holding up okay? You and your wife were both taken, weren’t you?”

[notshehulk]

babyphoeniix​:

“That guy doesn’t seem like he could hurt a fly.” There was a frog pun in there somewhere, but Rachel was too lazy to find it. “Have you had any other wacko clients now that you’re in New York?”

"It was more that his incompetence might get someone hurt accidentally. I didn’t want to give him a chance to find out.” Jen shakes her head. “Here and there. I had a guy named Mr. Frog who tangoed with Luke Cage in Harlem. He wants to sue for damages. Otherwise, it’s been higher profile clientele than I expected. That or people impacted by Pleasant Hill.”

[notshehulk]

kitchensdevil​:

Matt nearly flinched at the concern in her voice, but he braced himself as he leaned back to sit up with his shoulders. His gaze was towards the ceiling now as he took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, not even sure where to begin. There was no easy way to say any of it, no easy way to unload all of this onto Jen. She didn’t deserve it, but he wanted to do it on his own terms, not let Elektra handle it for him if she did come waltzing back to town. “It’s… more like a crazy ex-girlfriend. An undead one.” Of all things to come out of his mouth, he hadn’t been expecting that. He was immediately starting the damage control to fill the silence between them. “I’m not even sure if she’s alive. She was resurrected once before, and she wasn’t herself afterwards. And then she died— again.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, Matt closed his eyes tightly for a moment before he opened them and turned his face towards Jen again. “Feel free to tell me this is too much and leave. Quite frankly, I wouldn’t blame you.”

Arguably, a secret wife is still worse than a secret girlfriend, but Jen doesn’t call him on it. She just listens. “Okay.” The word is finally spoken. “Okay. You possibly have an undead ex whose come back from the dead. I’m guessing by not herself you’re implying she wasn’t exactly stable? Acting erratically?” There was a lot Jen was preparing herself for, but she isn’t sure this was any of the possible scenarios that had run through her mind. “I’m a woman who turns green and sometimes is almost seven feet tall. I’m not easy to scare, Matt. Even before I was She-Hulk, I was facing asshole men in court who thought they were the greatest thing on God’s green earth because daddy was a judge and they went to Harvard. Too much isn’t really in my vocabulary. I just — I have to ask. Do you...do you still have feelings for her?” Undead they could deal with. If his heart was torn? That was something else entirely.

[notshehulk]

draxtheliteraldestroyer​:

“It was a compliment?” Drax replied confused. “You are wise for surrounding yourself in such a revolting musk. It’s a great way to keep predators away. Like those black and white things… The Skoonch! That’s what they are!”

“Yeah, okay. I think I can keep predators away sans musk.” A hand is gestured down her elongated green form. “Hello, She-Hulk.”

[notshehulk]

kitchensdevil​:

Listening as Jennifer made her way to the kitchen, Matt stayed in his spot on the bed and kept his gaze down towards the direction of the sheets. There was no doubts in his mind that he needed to tell her about Elektra, he knew that, but he really wished that he could just skip past that entire suitcase of baggage and keep things the way they were. It wouldn’t be fair to her though if somehow Elektra really wasn’t dead and showed up at his apartment one night, or worse and equally as likely, GLK&H. She’d probably want to scope Jen out, which had him feeling protective of what he had. What he built after Elektra nearly tore his entire life down. Jen returned to the bed and he grimaced quietly as he placed the ice pack from her onto his side. But the pain wasn’t the only reason he was grimacing. “What if I told you it was worse?” His voice was quiet, hesitant as he sighed. “It is personal, but unfortunately it’ll involve you too.” If she was alive. If.

“Worse than a secret wife?” Now she’s a little concerned. Jen and Matt have a good thing going. That comes, in part, from how relaxed it is. Even though her mom always asks how’s your boyfriend?? when they talk on the phone, Jen hasn’t actually called Matt that. She’d love for him to be and the two are definitely dating, but titles complicate things. With all of her recent dating woes, the last thing she wants is to ruin this as well. Now he’s sitting there looking so serious that she wants to make a little joke or break the fourth wall to alleviate some of the silence. Instead, she just perches on the edge of the bed and resists the urge to take his hand. “Okay. Hit me. I’ll be fine.”

[notshehulk]

draxtheliteraldestroyer​:

“You smell foul. Is that so that predators will think you are dying and diseased so they won’t eat you. That is very wise.”

“Wow. Coming straight out the gate, aren’t we?” That was pretty ripe coming from a hulking shirtless guy who looks as if he never showers. Jen, in her She-Hulk form, stands taller than he does. She looks down at him. “You know the saying if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all? Yeah, let’s keep that in mind.”