I Swam Away

Jasmine

[anxietyproblem]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[ruggedrookie]

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

[andmaybegayer]

#I’m presenting you with a dilemma

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[rhinco]

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

[toocooltobehipster]

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[ignescent]

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

[scifigrl47]

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

[jayska-nxl]

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[g-a-y-e-r]

[frogmp3]

[vanillalion]

[bricklayergay-deactivated202106]

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

this guy was the only member of this club at my alma mater for like 3 years in the 80s. Love him

[xx-ogthegaylinguist-xx-deactiva]

lonely gays should reblog for gay perseverance

[90s90s90s]

[omghotmemes]

Vampires and the filtered lights.

[charlesoberonn]

[theartisticapparition]

I found a thread and decided… Hm… Maybe a need a little bit of sin afterall…

[tallwife]

Two trucks getting divorced :(

[goblesbian]

:(

[lesbianistictendencies]

:(

[ranmagender]

:(

[blitch-static]

:(

[nileivy]

:(

[dstroym]

[dilfnipples]

A Collection