shrimps is bugs

hi i'm syd. 27. personal blog pls read pinned!! self proclaimed intellectual pervert

[dilfnipples]

hi i'm syd dilfnipples. 27, she/he/they

im usually on twitter!

*carly rae jepsen voice* follow me maybe

[sophie-frm-mars]

titty-seeking behaviour

[soussune]

saddled with the murder of you

[mardyart]

viktor talis, huh?

[marika-misc]

[qiekou]

[fiere-violet]

The ‘Dance of the Wilis’ Giselle by Ran Chilipye

[luciiferous]

cara mia

[inarqus]

souvenirs of affection

[luciiferous]

[oneheadtoanother]

[alisoun]

gnome anatomy highlighted for those who cant make it out

[thelambliesdown1974]

guys want a traditional woman meanwhile the modern male dowry is an empty studio apartment with one cheezit crushed into the fiber of the air mattress

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

[deadelated]

Dude you have to go to Stoopidburger in Portland it's 70$ and they stir the water

[delmondo]

yeah. been h ere for 13 years and not a single person has talked about smoking honey mustard even though it's basically like a cheat code for a higher sperm count. look it up

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

If you let me finish I would of finish my santance