Homestuck Head Canons

The Homestuck Head Canon Head Quarters. I'll try to update every day, i'll have a queue set up to ensure that there is one post a day. If you wish to contribute to this blog you can do so by submitting or sending a head canon via the ask box and I will try to get them posted, however if there are duplicates or very similar head canons, I will not post both. Homestuck is obviously property of Andrew Hussie, I am not claiming ownership of these characters. Head Canon is not truth, it is fiction created by fans based off other fiction. I do not mean to offend, please inform me if you are feeling offended. I will try to answer any asks sent to this blog so feel free to send them. If any of the art I use is yours let me know so I can credit you.

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Sorry everyone, I was posting to the wrong account all day yesterday! Apparently after all this time, I still don't have this tumblr thing down. Have a great day, everyone, and keep head canon-ing!

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279. All trolls can purr but the grand Highblood sounds like a cougar purring. The Signless and his descendants sound like cheetahs.

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278. Davepeta likes the taste of milk and apple juice.

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277. Sometimes, very rarely, two grubs hatch from the same egg, similar to how humans have twins.

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276. Aradia and Dave are both severely aroace and are proud enough of it to know the entire Single Ladies dance in full detail. They do it together whenever they can to embarrass their friends.

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275. WV has nightmares about Bec Noir, and what happened between them.

This results in him not wanting to be alone because, as WV calls it, the ‘Winged Dog’ would come after him again, just like what happened in the trapped pod they were in.

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274. Dirk used to have parents. They disowned him for being gay. Dirk's bro was the only one in his family that accepted him for who he is.

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273. On Alternia there were power reducing bracelets on the market for psychic trolls. Sollux actually wore them when he was much younger and his abilities were still developing.

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272. Aradia can inflict curses that are much worse than the ones shown however those require her to draw blood from her body.

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271. Grubs may sometimes chew on bones from dead lusii or other grubs. There was an incident where a grub Equius snapped a bone in half just by lightly biting down on it.

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is this page dead?

Hi! Original mod here!

I more or less gave up this blog a few months ago, and haven’t been posting since the new mods came on, however I don’t think the blog is actually dead. Since we are entirely submission based we can only post if people send in content, and as far as I can tell there is only one unposted submission in our inbox. I’m on mobile so I can’t tell when the last submission was posted, but sorry if there’s been a lack of content!! I’ll reach out to one of the other mods and check in. Thanks!

[Edit: just kidding there are actually several submissions that have gone unposted, not sure how long because again I am on mobile but as soon as I get my laptop back I will queue some things up. Sorry for the inactivity!]

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270. It is passed down in legends that a mere glance from a shadesless Strider can give you up to a year's worth of good health.

It is also said that getting one to look at you for more than a minute can extend your lifespan by up to two decades. It has been theorized that looking a Strider dead in the eyes could grant immortality, but no one has ever been able to try.

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269. Porrim gives up her teenage promiscuity when she takes in the young Signless as the Dolorosa.

Original submission, since I edited it for clarity: When meeting the Dancestors, we learn that Porrim is highly promiscuous, constantly cycling through her concupiscent lovers/haters. As she matures fully, she became sick of this, never really fulfilled by any of them. This is why, when she finds the young Signless, she takes him in. As a mother, she finds that there is a type of love that has no quadrant. This is finally what stops her promiscuity, because she finds the fulfillment she always needed.         

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268. Sollux has nightmares about when he killed Aradia.

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267. Time players are musically gifted due to being able to keep tempo.

Dave can actually remix as well as rap; Aradia has knowledge of creating music boxes and using synthesizers; Damara can sing in both English and Eastern Beforan; and Caliborn is great at screamo and death metal.            

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266. Jade sings like Ariana Grande