Guriffish

He/Him | 21 | esp-eng-fr-eus

[doraingrid]

I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, Son of Hades

[hausofthestars]

if i had to set the alarm ‘cause of thrills that run up my back / you are my star, nothing else can lead me off track

[homunculus-argument]

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

[vidrig]

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

[a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605]

Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!

[charseraph]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

When I got Gout and the doctor told me the diagnosis I laughed so hard the doctor then asked me if I was on any psych meds. I was just like “wait so I got Old Timey Rich Person Disease?”

Roughly paraphrasing his response: “well by your own admission you live on a diet of shellfish and wine, and you came into my office dressed like a vampire. Like. Yea man you gave yourself Gout. You want me to check you for Consumption while I’m at it? Go eat some vegetables, please.”

The most modern of medicine is no match for a Human who insists upon recreating the behaviors of their ancestors, it would seem.

[greenfinchg-illustration]

Mermay 2025 - cosmic

[yorqia]

Sunlight

[heyhanibee]

master katara is finally rendered!!🌊🌊

[nooskadraws]

ye olde trans rights 💙🌸🤍

[craneberri]

🐟🐟🐟

[c-53]

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

[c-53]

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

[billneethesciencebee]

I wish I could send this to my dad. I told me that he remembers when 256KB floppy disks came out and he thought, "sure why would anyone need that much storage space"

[journal-number-3]

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

[sosadandsilly]

the stars wept for you that night

[spicyraeman]

their faces turned out not so good but the crop is still cute

[oxalees]

mermaid au 🪸

[eleu22]

them big ol’ eyes

[renthony]

I have known atheists who genuinely believe vaccines cause autism, tout the benefits of essential oils, and replaced a Christian fear of the Devil with a fear of "chemicals."

I know religious people who work in healthcare and STEM, do regular labwork, author scientific papers, and speak at universities as experts in their field.

Equating atheism with "science" and religion with "anti-science" is inaccurate, bigoted, and shows ignorance about religion outside (typically American) fundamentalist Protestantism.

[variegatedblooms]

How bitter to miss you, how sweet the return.

[cedric-k-rossignol]