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Before everyone leaves I gotta say it...
This is the forbidden CORN
Simple edible detergent pods recipe
I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you!
Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside
First, the Plastic:
Ingredients:
2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin
6 tbsp water
Parchment paper
rectangular brownie pan
optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite
Instructions:
Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.
The next day, the juicy inside:
Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.
Put it Together:
Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.
If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!
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Himalayan Rock Salt
Despite being salt it’s probably not a good idea that you lick and try to eat your salt lamp. Salt lamps aren’t meant for human consumption and are therefore not handled for human consumption. Basically that means it might have nasty crap on it that you probably don’t want to eat.
Himalayan salt sold online and in food stores is a different story, however.
I can’t believe none of you talk about the best forbidden cronch of all:
bath pearls
Party City sells the edible version of them.
I’m thinking about her
forbidden fruit
Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?
Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.
As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.
Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.
I had this billion-dollar idea to make edible candy that’s packaged like a Tide pod and would satisfy this urge, but one of my friends got an actual lawyer on the phone to explain why I would set some sort of world record for lawsuits
may I interest you in a flavor orb
I recommend these:
They’re called bursting boba and they can be purchased online and are usually found in bubble teas. They’re really good as I’ve actually had them myself.
You can buy them from multiple websites such as these:
http://www.goleadway.com/bossen/bursting-boba/
http://www.lollicupstore.com/add-ons/popping-pearls
If you’re still not satisfied with the snacks I provided; here’s this.
So I know, recently, the internet has been losing their minds over these delicious-looking tide pods ((DO NOT CONSUME THEM, THEY ARE T O X I C AND FOLKS HAVE DIED FROM EATING THEM)). Well here are some not-so-forbidden snacks that have the appearance and texture of tide pods.
1) GUSHERS
Gushers are these gummy fruit snacks that have a gooey gel inside of them. They don’t look like laundry pods, but I imagine they’re similar in texture
2) GUMMY SHARKS
If you’re looking for something similar in color, then these are the treat for you!
ENJOY THESE EDIBLE AND SAFE SNACKS, EVERYONE! THEY’RE MUCH BETTER THAN A POISONOUS LAUNDRY POD!
This is a page for all you fans of “forbidden snacks.” Here you will find EDIBLE alternatives to all the things you want to eat, but can’t. If you have any suggestions or questions, feel free to ask away! I’m always open to recommendations. AND PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE “FORBIDDEN SNACKS” REALLY ARE FORBIDDEN AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE EATING THEM!!! TIDE PODS ARE DANGEROUS TO CONSUME AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE EATING THEM!!!