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[heavensghost]

[hailtothepumpkinqueen]

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

[squiddlybop]

@graylish

[crushsuggestions]

six million years of biological evolution for reproduction and i can’t even talk to people i like

[crushsuggestions]

pretty boys may steal your heart

but boy oh boy, i’ll steal your dog

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[crunchbuttsteak]

[liberalsarecool]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Being old doesn’t excuse being a bigot, now or ever

[thegirlinthebyakko]

‘It’s just the way it was in their time’ 

They are alive NOW. NOW is still their time. 

[tharook]

I recall a paper arguing that (a) reason older demographics skew right is because poor people die younger.

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[pinkfiazco]

Amen

[squiddlybop]

quickly clicking thru a game grumps playlist to figure out which episode you left off at: hey im grump im not so hey im grump hey im hey im grump hey im hey hey im g hey hey hey hey im grump im n hey im

[whitepeopletwitter]

For real, how

[decatris]

[silezukuk]

Ernie Bushmiller - Nancy, 1981

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

cancer season is abt crying in places u would normally not cry … the car on ur way home from work … ur living room in the morning … walking ur dog around the block ….. on public transport …. shit im abt to cry right now !

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[normalguy103]

When ya man bisexual

[squiddlybop]

I don’t wanna be adored

Don’t wanna be first in line

Or make myself heard

I’d like to bring a little light

To shine a light on your life

And make you feel loved

No, don’t wanna be the only one you know

I wanna be the place you call home

And lay myself down

To make it so

But you don’t wanna know

I give much more

Than I’d ever ask for

[squiddlybop]

Incompetent

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[frollosuggestions]

We are the Priests Of the Notre Dame  Our great Hats  Fill the hallowed halls We are the Priests Of the Notre Dame All the gifts of Hats  Are held within our walls

[fairyqueenmercedes]

Deez Nuts

Of Notre Dame

[frollosuggestions]

*takes away the guitar and bashes you over the had with it*