Aggressively Human

[goth-queen]

[aidashakur]

trials and tribulations ass year

[dogpuppy]

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[bunjywunjy]

my third eye is a chiquita banana sticker and it is WIDE open

[desinteresse]

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

[desinteresse]

[crystalfountain]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[various-cartoon-awesomeness]

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pukicho]

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

[animatedtext]

[buttpoems]

[alexaloraetheris]

This post just kicked me in my teeth

[disgustinggf]

obsessive and possessive? that's my type

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Important addition:

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.