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Lumpy. The Moose. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. DAMNIT LUMPY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, LUMPY? THESE ARE A BEAVER’S ARMS. A LITTLE BEAVER WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. HE’S A PENCIL. HE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HIM AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HIS ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A BEAVER LOST HIS ARMS, LUMPY. A BEAVER LOST HIS FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING BEAVER’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT! [[indie RP blog for Handy from Happy Tree Friends. May or may not contain gory material, all such things will be tagged accordingly. please read the rules and about before RPing. ]]

[notsohandy]

jumping on the bandwagon before it gets away entirely

[dingbonk-deactivated20150319]

"Charlot likes a Medic?”

[notsohandy]

"You're telling me!"

[notsohandy]

Happy Tree Friends based M!As

( i just wanted to make a list; delete this part if you're actually accepting )

Wishy Washy: Muse develops a serious case of OCD. Even a little splotch of grime gets the best of them.

Double Whammy/Autopsy Turvy: Muse is fighting against an evil version of themself! Good luck!

Water Way To Go: Muse now has a child! Except they're not exactly the BEST at parenting them...

Shard At Work: Muse now has no hands! And said muse also seems to have a lightbulb out in their house, and it's bugging them.

Mole in the City: Muse is now blind, but has been put on a spy mission! What kinds of wacky things will happen to them now?

Can't Stop Coffin: Muse is buried alive, and the coffin has started to fill with water! What'll they do now?!

Every Litter Bit Hurts: Muse now cares for the environment, and just so happens to live near a horribly polluted area....

Eye Candy: Muse now gets injured terribly just by little things. Trip holding a lollipop? THAT CANDY IS NOW IN YOUR FACE.

Spin Fun Knowin' Ya: Muse has now become hiariously ignorant of their actions, causing severe injury to others without even realizing it.

In A Pickle: Muse now has a piece of food its inseparable from. Said food, however, sets up the muse in crime scenes. How will you explain THAT one to the cops?

Crazy Antics: ANTS. That's all we'll say for now.

Milkin' It: But original character DO STEAL. Or maybe not. SYKE! DO STEAL.

Nuttin' Wrong with Candy: Muse now feels the need to east candy 24/7. At least eat your vegetables, too...

Ipso Fatso: Muse has gained weight, and they'll do anything to try and pick up their crush...

Get Whale Soon: Muse is now trapped inside of the belly of a whale.

From Hero to Eternity: Great powers. Awful hero.

[theoldaeroplane]

this belongs on my blog

[goddessofsax]

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

[notsohandy]

im literally goifng to fuckdign coheok ce myself laughgign

im so sorry

[notsohandy]

Today I was out cleaning up my lawn and I saw a gardener snake.

It was actually kind of cute.

[notsohandy]

Remember back on YouTube when everyone flipped a shit because the video skipped 1 second at the end.

[thingsaphnorwaydoes]

sends iceland texts which read “hey bro” “broski” “brosedion”

[cobbier]

bro brosicle brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele  bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel  bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody osama bro laden mighty bro young brodo the hobbit bro broprah winfrey  broby dick abroham lincoln

[smqytuei-have-moved]

you know what is big enough to choke a baby?

my d-

*opens an oven*

elicious homemade bread fresh out of the oven! enjoy it with butter and jam!

[retkikosmos]

OK this Emofuri thing is confusing, let's try Live2d's Cubism!

the software is similar to emote/emofuri, a little more complicated though, with modeling, texture maps and set up is different, but at least it’s in English! with an extensive how to manual and dozens of sample models to play around with 

there’s free version you can download

I picked up this program almost instantly, after struggling with emofuri all day (T^T I’ll try again another time), I really just wanna jump into this style of animating

[archiemcphee]

Los Angeles-based artist and baker Christine McConnell (previously featured here) just shared a fantastic selection of truly monstrous baked goods over on Reddit.

Here you see a batch of waffle cones that turned into a nest of ferocious be-tentacled beasties, a terrifyingly realistic facehugger made of sugar cookies (glued together with caramel and glazed with milk, sugar and nutmeg), an adorable chicken pot pie (with beak and feet carved from carrots), a fiery Danzig birthday cake, tarantula cookies prepared like Girl Scout Samoas, and a spectacular birthday cake created for a Voodoo-Bayou themed party. The tongue of the snake atop the cake is a handmade candle.

Click here to view even more of Christine McConnell’s awesome edible creations.

[via Reddit]

[notsohandy]

GOOD MORNING!

[notsohandy]

IM SO PUMPED IM GONNA REVIVE ONE OF MY OLD TF2 OCS

MY ROBOT BBY TESLA

LOOKIT HIM

[blauernotarzt-archive]

notsohandy replied to your post: “Vhat, are you four.”:

No, I’m five.

You are a  … a beaver. Ztop zat.

[notsohandy]

....Magically stops being a beaver.

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[notsohandy]

they should just leave the gore there instead of trying to drown it out with "KAWAII DESU ANIMALS". people on tumblr are fucking pussies who can't handle a little blood.

......You do know that there are people here who can't handle that kind of thing. You know there are people here with anxiety and PTSD and depression. I'm not a goddamn expert on those, but I do know that for some people, blood & gore can send them off into a panic attack.

10 seconds of YOUR LIFE to post a kitten, or 45-60 minutes of another person's being wasted having an attack. Your choice, fucknut.

I mean, if you'd rather someone have a panic attack instead of you bothering to clean up nasty images being posted around here, then that's your own fault. It's indirectly and maybe even DIRECTLY your fault that someone might end up in a goddamn hospital you insensitive piece of garbage.

I hope you step on a lego you ignorant jackass.

I have a tolerance for people like you like precision bucketfills in SAI.

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