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@notthefinish
i swear I’m not disappearing on purpose
work is a butt
Yes hello! I am back~
Send one of the following for your muse to...
❤ - kiss my muse on the (specify area)
✂ - backhand my muse across the face
✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)
Δ - point a weapon at my muse
☮ - interact with my muse’s pet
♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc)
★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action
☀ - ask my muse to stay the night
☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm
Add ‘reverse’ for my muse to do it to yours instead!
Misc. starter sentences.
Feel free to alter the wording, pronouns, context etc!
“Most of the time I feel like I’m just going through the motions, like a robot.” “I something terrible and faceless in my dreams last night.” “It’s good to get outside every once in a while, be part of the world again.” “I spent years hiding from people, thinking I’d be happier that way, but I had never been more miserable.” “Every time I close my eyes, I see them. They’ll always be in my head.” “I didn’t deserve that, and neither do you.” “You have to try to get better. You can’t let yourself waste away.” “You’re not the sum of your mistakes. You can always do better.” “Just because the past was awful doesn’t mean the future has to be.”
“Do you ever people-watch?” “It scares me, what people must think of us.” “Do you care what people think of you?” “How will you be remembered?” “Come for a walk with me.” “We need to talk about what I/you did.” “Why do you always lie?” “I wouldn’t do that to you.” “You would never hurt me. I’m safe with you.”
“I need you closer. Please.” “I don’t want to talk about it. Just hold me.” “What’s the point of getting into a relationship if they always end?” “Would it kill you to tell me you care about me, just once?” “Nobody gets a happy ever after.” “You don’t do affection, do you?” “You don’t like letting people in? Well, me neither.” “I can’t help you if you keep pushing me away.” “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Stop prying.” “Would you let me touch you? Please?”
Fiddling with bit a pieces of old tech. Small components from artifacts far too broken to repair.
“Hmmm, I suppose with some skill and time, this would make unique adornments. I’m sure some fine mecha would enjoy something made from these gears.”
Ivy wandered towards the familiar looking red car in the distance. It was the one she nearly smashed a month ago. She didn't expect to see it here, but curiosity made her wander towards it. She had to wonder why it was best a seemingly abandoned construction site.
Humans abandoned so many projects, but it made for good hiding places. Enough building bits around to hid his frame for a short time so that he could return to root mode.
Knock Out stretched through every bit of his transformation, grunting before he relaxed. He’d spent an extended period of time in vehicle mode as of late, and just a few moments of being able to stand felt nice.
He did not however see the little human just in the distance.
notthefinish:
“Well you should probably wander back that way. I’m not really someone you want to be friends with.” Wait was that what he was supposed to do? It was just an earth child, nobody would believe her right?
“Uh… and if you could not tell anyone about me?” Pits, decades of not being discovered and then a human girl sees him in the middle of nowhere.
However, Ivy didn’t move. Instead she just sat on a piece of brick and looked up at the other. “Can I stay for a while, please? I don’t want to go home just yet. Oh, I won’t. I know how humans can get when they see something new.” Both from media and her own experience.
“What’s your name?”
Heavy sigh.
Were all human children this pushy?
“Knock Out. And you may stay if you wish but I will be leaving soon. I only needed to stretch out my joints a moment, I have business to attend to afterall.”
💅 – (well say it is patching their paint, KOs gotta look out for each other!)
Usually letting someone else touch up on his paint was something unheard of—but this was himself, and who would he be if he didn’t trust himself with his own finish?
It’s the only reason purely that he indulges it so much.
“Oh, that’s nice—”
Finally, those hideous scratches on his back would be gone.
He hums and leans back, he hasn’t had such a luxurious paint job in a while. Not since Breakdown was around.
“You really have a talent for this!”
But of course, he already knew that.
@notthefinish
“Hey now! Stop moving! You should know better!” Giving him the lightest of thumps with the handle of his brush.
“I am nearly finished, once I am no one will even know you had scratches. Oh it pays to know an alternate does it not?”
Brushes a bit more on at the very edge of a transformation seam.
“I saw these Primus awful scratches from a mile away, I knew something had to be done.”
Platonic Requests for Affection
“I’m so tired… ”
“I don’t want to be alone.”
“My hands are shaking.”
“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”
“Please stay. I’d like some company.”
“Could I get a hug?”
“Would you pet my hair?”
“Will you sing something for me?”
“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”
“Can I lay my head in your lap?”
“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”
“Here, lay down in my lap.”
“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”
“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”
“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”
“I’m not letting go.”
“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”
“It’s okay to stay, you know.”
“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”
“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”
Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse
Ivy wandered towards the familiar looking red car in the distance. It was the one she nearly smashed a month ago. She didn't expect to see it here, but curiosity made her wander towards it. She had to wonder why it was best a seemingly abandoned construction site.
Humans abandoned so many projects, but it made for good hiding places. Enough building bits around to hid his frame for a short time so that he could return to root mode.
Knock Out stretched through every bit of his transformation, grunting before he relaxed. He’d spent an extended period of time in vehicle mode as of late, and just a few moments of being able to stand felt nice.
He did not however see the little human just in the distance.
“I don’t see a reason to run to the police.” They were all the way at the other end of the town anyway. “But, what are you and why are you on Earth?”
She wasn’t surprised anymore that an alien was on Earth. The media had dumped down her shock and horror.
“I’m Known as a Cybertronian, and we’ve been here for quite some time actually.”
Well, not screaming was a good sign.Was this how the Autobots ended up with their human companions?
“Why did you follow me?”
“‘Cybertronian?’” At least Ivy could pronounce it correctly. Now he had her attention more than before. In other words, she wasn’t leaving anytime soon as she stepped over a piece of the fallen building.
“Well, I didn’t follow you. I just saw you and thought I’d say 'hey’ again. Just wanted sometime away from my home, that’s all.”
“Well you should probably wander back that way. I’m not really someone you want to be friends with.” Wait was that what he was supposed to do? It was just an earth child, nobody would believe her right?
“Uh... and if you could not tell anyone about me?” Pits, decades of not being discovered and then a human girl sees him in the middle of nowhere.
Ivy wandered towards the familiar looking red car in the distance. It was the one she nearly smashed a month ago. She didn't expect to see it here, but curiosity made her wander towards it. She had to wonder why it was best a seemingly abandoned construction site.
Humans abandoned so many projects, but it made for good hiding places. Enough building bits around to hid his frame for a short time so that he could return to root mode.
Knock Out stretched through every bit of his transformation, grunting before he relaxed. He’d spent an extended period of time in vehicle mode as of late, and just a few moments of being able to stand felt nice.
He did not however see the little human just in the distance.
“I don’t see a reason to run to the police.” They were all the way at the other end of the town anyway. “But, what are you and why are you on Earth?”
She wasn’t surprised anymore that an alien was on Earth. The media had dumped down her shock and horror.
“I’m Known as a Cybertronian, and we’ve been here for quite some time actually.”
Well, not screaming was a good sign.Was this how the Autobots ended up with their human companions?
“Why did you follow me?”
TOUCH MEME
send a symbol for my muse to react to yours… (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)
VIOLENT 🔪 – stabbing them 👊 – punching them ✋ – slapping them in the face 👞 – kicking them 🎀 – pulling their hair
FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails 🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair
NSFW 👋 – spanking them on the booty 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss 👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice] ✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off 💦 – eating them out 💫 – pulling their hair 🔥 – grinding against them 💧 – bathing them
Ivy wandered towards the familiar looking red car in the distance. It was the one she nearly smashed a month ago. She didn't expect to see it here, but curiosity made her wander towards it. She had to wonder why it was best a seemingly abandoned construction site.
Humans abandoned so many projects, but it made for good hiding places. Enough building bits around to hid his frame for a short time so that he could return to root mode.
Knock Out stretched through every bit of his transformation, grunting before he relaxed. He’d spent an extended period of time in vehicle mode as of late, and just a few moments of being able to stand felt nice.
He did not however see the little human just in the distance.
Just as she went to open her mouth and grab the driver’s attention, she paused and slowly went to stop as her brown eyes took in what she saw. The car was transforming and now looked like a human. It was a shock to Ivy’s system and she just froze for a moment, but not out of fear. It was surprise.
The thought of the human driver vanished because he never existed and Ivy grew a smile across her face. “THAT’S AMAZING!” Nope, she couldn’t contain it.
Slaggit.
That little human followed him?
“Uhhhh…”
“Its all a dream?”
“Nope. Not falling for it.” Ivy jogged over with a beaming smile, as if she’s just met her favourite celebrity. Tonight she’s met something better.
“So the driver never existed. You are a giant robot.”
"Well at least you are clever enough not to just scream and run to your police force. Maybe you aren't all panicky little beasts after all."
Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.
❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.
💛: Loves them platonically.
💚: Is a little jealous of them.
💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.
💜: Finds them sexually attractive.
💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.
💗: Finds them romantically attractive.
💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.
💝: Looks up to them as a role model.
💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.
💔: Hates their guts.
💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.
Ivy wandered towards the familiar looking red car in the distance. It was the one she nearly smashed a month ago. She didn't expect to see it here, but curiosity made her wander towards it. She had to wonder why it was best a seemingly abandoned construction site.
Humans abandoned so many projects, but it made for good hiding places. Enough building bits around to hid his frame for a short time so that he could return to root mode.
Knock Out stretched through every bit of his transformation, grunting before he relaxed. He’d spent an extended period of time in vehicle mode as of late, and just a few moments of being able to stand felt nice.
He did not however see the little human just in the distance.
Just as she went to open her mouth and grab the driver’s attention, she paused and slowly went to stop as her brown eyes took in what she saw. The car was transforming and now looked like a human. It was a shock to Ivy’s system and she just froze for a moment, but not out of fear. It was surprise.
The thought of the human driver vanished because he never existed and Ivy grew a smile across her face. “THAT’S AMAZING!” Nope, she couldn’t contain it.
Slaggit.
That little human followed him?
“Uhhhh...”
“Its all a dream?”
think it’ll work?
“A good cleaning will do wonders. Including making movements smoother. If you want to do the stuff you wanna try without hurting yourself that is.”
⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔
“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”