Not To Mention The Pinscers

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

[redstonedust]

woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"i need to call my senator about this" [in reference to completely non senator-related status effects]

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

woman morning wood

[ewil]

morning bean

[feministfandomforever]

Coffee shop called morning bean

[mingiswow]

Neo Culture Technology ❌

Nocturnal Clitoral Tumescence ✅

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTERS ADDED!

Cheer Captain (equipped with Red Bull)

Lobster (equipped with Monster)

[serpexnessie]

Abandon All Hope

[arahir]

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

[whatwrithesinside]

these absolutely cannot stay in the tags

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

[neocatharsis]

230722 RENJUN IG Update with CHENLE

“cutie 🍼💤”

Translated by renjeonah

[hjartasalt]

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

[psyduckery]

Just take the whole pack, please.

[hjartasalt]

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

[aropride]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[aropride]

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[allianettemie5]

Elaina: We made it out well. We got blocks of diamonds

Chilled: We made friends

Elaina: Yeah! We made... I wouldn't say enemies

Chilled: We made people

Elaina: That's pregnancy, Chilled

[correctprivaterecording1quotes]

Chilled: You'll need to turn it on in the voice menu.

Platy: I'll turn you on.

Chilled: Please [long pause] don't. Not while we're live.

[heisttheblackflag]

Speedy: I went to a Dodgers game earlier and ate a Dodger Dog in one bite!

Chilled: in one bite?! That’s 12 inches! … Side must be thrilled

[foreverinthesun]

Chilled's spent too much time with Side lately

[foreverinthesun]

[privaterecording1clips]

Chilled: There’s already three?!