✩-SIRIUS/ALECTO PARENTS!AU
Who is more likely to raise their voice? SiriusWho threatens to leave but never actually does? SiriusWho actually keeps their word and leaves? AlectoWho trashes the house? They trash the house togetherDo either of them get physical? At times but they usually regret it instantlyHow often do they argue/disagree? Often but its not usually too badWho is the first to apologise? Oddly enough, Sirius
Who is on top? Usually Sirius, but Alecto fairly oftenWho is on the bottom? see aboveWho has the strangest desires? Sirius comes up with the weirdest ideas but Alecto tends to come up with the darker onesAny kinks? Alecto loves dressing up, Sirius likes ruining her clothes. Both enjoy the fight for dominance, bondage, and blood magic (dark) to enhance certain sensationsWho’s dominant in bed? AlectoIs head ever in the equation? YesIf so, who is better at performing it? It’s hard to say. Sirius is quite good, but he’d say Alecto is good because like most men he’s rather easy to get off once you get his dick in your mouth.Ever had sex in public? Once or twiceWho moans the most? Sirius, by farWho leaves the most marks? AlectoWho screams the loudest? Alecto, definitelyWho is the more experienced of the two? Was once Alecto but now its fairly evenDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Depends on the mood. Sirius is somewhat more gentle than Alecto when they’re soft.How long do they usually last? Depends on the mood. Sirius likes to make sure she comes first, which sometimes kills himIs protection used? UsuallyDoes it ever get boring? No, they’re both fairly creative and rather openWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? A recently-vacated apartment in their building because Sirius said so and because he said it would echo a lot plus ‘no one would know.’ The acoustics were grand.
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They have an unplanned daughterIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? So far, they are fine having just oneWho is the favorite parent? SiriusWho is the authoritative parent? AlectoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? SiriusWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? SiriusWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of themWho goes to parent teacher interviews? It depends on their scheduleWho changes the diapers? Both of them, but Sirius minds less.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Whoever loses the light kicking match under the coversWho spends the most time with the children? It’s about equal.Who packs their lunch boxes? Sirius but Alecto usually has to remind himWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Alecto. Their child is a girl.Who cleans up after the kids? Both of themWho worries the most? Sirius is more paranoid about safety at home but Alecto tends to be more nervous when they’re outWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Sirius. He’s terrible.
Who likes to cuddle? SiriusWho is the little spoon? EitherWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Both of themWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? SiriusHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Sirius can cuddle, unmoving, for a hundred years with a stump. Alecto is a bit more fidgety.Who gives the most kisses? SiriusWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Drugs/black magic MusicWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? BedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? Sirius but when they’re alone, Alecto (and then it isn’t usually just playful)How often do they get time to themselves? Not often with a young child but when they do, they take full advantage.
Who snores? Sirius, but its lightIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They start close but usually end up splayed out. Sirius sometimes managed to turn completely around and they once woke up with Sirius with his head on the wrong side and Alecto horizontally across him.Who talks in their sleep? Sirius, usuallyWhat do they wear to bed? Sometimes nothing, Alecto sometimes wears lingerie, Sirius usually wears boxers and sometimes a shirtAre either of your muses insomniacs? Both of themCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Probably. Sirius doesn’t use them often, but sometimes you have to force yourself to sleep when you have a kid who will want attention in the morning.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Usually their wrapped around each other, but in strange ways other than spooning.Who wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? It depends on whose having a worse bout of insomnia or who is getting their kid to school or who has to leave earlier for work etc.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Neither. That would be a disaster if Sirius was the one eating it and it would also be a disaster if Sirius was cooking it. Alecto hasn’t really thought of it before either anyway.What is their favourite sleeping position? Whatever works.Who hogs the sheets? SiriusDo they set an alarm each night? For school daysCan a television be found in their bedroom? NoWho has nightmares? Both. They have family issues and there’s a war onWho has ridiculous dreams? SiriusWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? They both do, which is probably why they end up in such ridiculous positions. They’re probably kicking each other all night.Who makes the bed? Neither. Their bed is a messWhat time is bed time? Whenever someone passes outAny routines/rituals before bed? Sirius has to drink an entire glass of water after brushing his teeth and then bring a glass with him. Alecto always changes clothes and piles on blankets that she knows she won’t get as much use out of because Sirius is a blanket hogWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Alecto. Sirius wakes up like a huricane
Who is the busiest? SiriusWho rakes in the highest income? Alecto. Drug trade is good tradeAre any of your muses unemployed? NoWho takes the most sick days?This is only applicable to Sirius, so himWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Sirius, as it’s only applicable to himWho sucks up to their boss? Again, only applicable to SiriusWhat are their jobs? Sirius is a researcher at the Royal Institute of Magic and Sciences. Alecto creates and sells her own illegal street potionsWho stresses the most? AlectoDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Alecto likes hers but wonders how long she can or should keep it up with a child. Sirius enjoys his as well; he’s well-respected, there’s little politics involved, and it satisfies his curiositiesAre your muses financially stable? Yes
Who does the washing? Sirius. When they grew tired of their messes, Alecto refused to clean and suggested an elf. Sirius refused this, then Alecto told him he would have to clean then because it’s his own problem he doesn’t want an elf.Who takes out the trash? SiriusWho does the ironing? Ironing is deadWho does the cooking? AlectoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Who is messier? With clothes, Alecto, with tools and notebooks, Sirius, with potion ingredients, AlectoWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Sirius. He forgets he’s the only one in the house that doesn’t need it every timeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? AlectoWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? SIRIUSWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? SiriusWho mows the lawn? They live in a flatWho answers the telephone? SiriusWho does the vacuuming? SiriusWho does the groceries? SiriusWho takes the longest to shower? AlectoWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Both. Alecto for make-up, Sirius for hair and the fact that he gets distracted easily sometimes by his phone sometimes trying to figure out which eye looks at which when you look at yourself cross-eyed in the mirror
Is money a problem? NoHow many cars do they own? NoneDo they own their home or do they rent? RentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coastDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YesWhat’s their song? Strange AttractorWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Sirius works on his latest project as does Alecto. Sirius goes and finds friends. Alecto reads and enjoys the peace and quietWhere did they first meet? At some pureblood manor or otherHow did they first meet? They met at a family party when both were youngWho spends the most money when out shopping? AlectoWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Sirius. Like Alecto, he isn’t attached to his family, but the last name is useful, and he has his Uncle’s inheritance.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both of themAny mental issues? Sirius probably has something, he definitely has moods. Alecto has anxietyWho’s terrified of bugs? Sirius somewhat more than AlectoWho kills the spiders around the house? Sirius tries to save them because they’re coolTheir favourite place? Either home or a shady clubWho pays the bills? They both do. Sirius pays more bills but Alecto tends to pay the rent.Do they have any fears for their future? They both fear the baby will be taken because of the war. They fear their own deaths and the death of the other. They fear what will happen when they can no longer toe a neutral line around the other. They fear what the war may do to them while it wrecks the world around them. They also fear their inability to healthily raise a child when they could hardly be called healthy themselves.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Sirius, but he doesn’t cook it. He’s not that good although he can use an oven and a timer. Anything stovetop ends up mangled and on fire.Who uses up all of the hot water? Neither. Magic, you know.Who’s the tallest? SiriusWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Alecto. Sirius isn’t particularly attached to shower sex. He’s more likely to jump her right after.Who wanders around in their underwear? Neither. There’s a kid in the houseWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? SiriusWhat do they tease each other about? Just about everything: Sirius’ hair, Alecto’s clothes, Sirius’ clothes, Music, movies, each other’s singing voice, who fell over or dropped something last, etc.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Probably Alecto cringing at Sirius. His years of trying to dress to piss his parents off still show, and Alecto has a much more sophisticated palate toward clothing.Do they have mutual friends? Not really. Narcissa could count sort ofWho crushed first? Alecto wanted Sirius first and initiated. It wasn’t a crush, really. They were always friendly, though, and enjoyed experimenting.Any alcohol or substance related problems? Yes. Drugs, alcohol, Dark ArtsWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? SiriusWho swears the most? Sirius
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