#carrows

[fafodill]

What are your Snip (Snape ship) nos?

Alright.

I'd hate reading:

James -> EW. Ew ew ew. I find this man disgusting and the idea of Severus and him together makes my skin crrrawl. Incredibly toxic but without any fun stuff or character development in store like with Sirius. James had no excuse for being the way he was and that makes him 1000000% worse imo. I ship him with maggots.

Dumbledore -> Incredibly toxic too. He disregarded Severus's safety and well-being so much as a student and then young adult that I can never imagine him as being healthy for him ever. EVER.

Lily -> Sorry, very sorry Snily lovers, I respect you but like the other two, she treated him so poorly and I think he deserves so much better and also, while I think he may have been attracted to her at some point (because teenagers) to me she mostly was his attachment figure and the feeling clearly wasn't mutual. Also I'm not into one-sided love stories (I have my real life for that lolz).

I don't want to read:

Harry -> I don't like the old student/professor dynamic and Harry embodies too many of his triggers. I prefer them in a Severitus setup.

Draco -> Feels straight up like incest to me. He's like his second dad (not shaming people who read incest, it's just not my thing for Sev).

Him with a student in general.

Peter -> I mean I see why this would be a crackship that could work but ew.

Me rattling my brain for things I wouldn't like and didn't really even consider before now:

Slughorn -> Ew.

The Carrows.

DE in general apart from Lucius or Regulus (except maybe an oc? but again this might end badly)(this being said I'd be curious about Barty Crouch Jr.)

Umbridge (tho I would read it diagonally out of curiosity).

His father/mother (but I would totally read it diagonally too).

[thorn-rosed]

the carrow twins headcanons

- theyre 2 years younger than the Rosiers

- when they came to hogwarts they were sweet and innocent children but befriended Rabastan, Severus and Lucius, Anthony Dolohov and Avery

- their "friends" told them about Voldemort and taught them the racist mindset of muggles being worth less

- the Carrows always were jealous of the others for going to the slug club because they weren't allowed to

- Amycus' quidditch position was the beater, while his sister saw quidditch as useless waste of time

- they broke into the restricted part of the library in their 4th year and learned all kinds of ancient dark magic

- when their friends left school, Amycus and Alecto were lost without someone to guide them

- after that they tried doing everything their "friends" had told them, which wasn't as easy as it seemed

- they ended up getting suspended for attempted murder of a muggle-born student and joined Voldemort right after

- the skittles looked down on them, to them the Carrows were nothing but dirty animals doing what you told them without thinking about it and without a plan

[hxuse-xf-black]

Harry, looking at the Carrows: Who the hell are these guys?

Neville: You've missed a lot, but the quick version is that you can go ahead and shoot them.

[dramioneasks]

fic where draco is undercover during seventh year/death eater takeover of hogwarts and alecto carrow keeps making passes at him that he has to put up with because he's undercover? and this really bothers hermione?

I know this! Help please!

Edit: Thanks!!!

every-fandom-ever: Are you possibly thinking of Perfectly in Pieces by CDLynn? https://archiveofourown.org/works/32723953?view_full_work=true

[yumnasfunblogsaysfreesudan]

Oddly enough, it's not only the bad guys in Harry Potter who benefit from the Wizarding World's incompetence (by incompetence, I mean inability to see what is obvious, and not being able to run a country well). It's also the good guys.

(Not that the wizarding world'd incompetence is a good thing, but it does have its moments. The wizarding world does make quite a few good things illegal)

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, they would've found Sirius.

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, they would've found out about Remus and his lycanthropy.

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, they would've found out Harry was sneaking into Hogsmeade.

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, Umbridge would've found out the DA much earlier.

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, then the Carrows would've found the student rebellion in the deathly hallows pretty quickly.

If the wizarding world wasn't incompetent, then Snape would've been found out as a spy.

The list goes on.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Upon hearing of the dark lord catching Covid, the family sends a care package consisting of an array of teas, like ginger, chamomile, and standard black tea; shortbread biscuits, cooling peppermint oiled Vaseline, comfortable socks, pepper up potion, herbal cough drops, tissues, and a few drawings made by the children wishing him well soon.

Now this is something I can use.

I shall have to thank the family. Very loyal, and far more sensible than some. If you could only see the garish fruit arrangement from the Malfoys. And the carrows sent me the mummified head of a house elf for some reason. Something to do with being a good luck charm in the family for generations, heals illness or something.

At least the Averys sent an array of savory soups, which was also useful and pleasing.

[perfidiously-snatching]

Astoria / slow-burn Drastoria Series Complete

I'm happy to announce that I've completed my 4-part longfic series, available here:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1462606

Max rating: M

Full series word count: 630k+

Overview:

Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy clash when she first starts at Hogwarts. Their choice in friendships add to the drama (it isn't Draco's fault Astoria decided to be best friends with the only Muggle-born in Slytherin, right?)

Astoria and Draco's habit of keeping things from each other dies hard once the war creeps upon them. It takes some time and several mistakes, but they come to understand what it means to really love another person through thick and thin.

The series takes place within the canon universe, retold through Slytherin perspectives. If you like Astoria, please check it out! :)

[mugglenet]

Do you love “Harry Potter” and Chemistry? Here’s a parody of the Periodic Table Song that’ll be playing in your head for hours on end.