Back off -- I'm A Scientist

Hey there, Bobbi Morse here. Undergrad in Biochemistry from Columbia University, and now I'm off pursing my interest in some good old ass kicking. You've been warned.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Never underestimate a woman with a computer a large sum of money to blow on whatever she likes

Tomorrows linguistics class may be very interesting to those taking it.

[notyourvictim]

Hell, just leave it at never underestimate a woman.

[ashersimonking]

For real though. That sounds like Sky High. Once you get rid of the thought that every myth you knew as a child is actually real, you’ll fit right in.

Well, I’m here cause I’ve got the whole mutant thing going on. But I’m majoring in writing. You?

[notyourvictim]

Okay, so I'm totally expecting Cinderella to come waltzing in, I always wanted a shot with prince Charming.

A mutant author? Damn, that's pretty cool I won't lie. I got my undergrad in Biochem at Columbia University, but I'm here for the agents program.

[marianataliehill-deactivated201]

Okay...

[marianataliehill-deactivated201]

Thank you, I think.

It’s nice to meet you, Bobbi, I’m Natalie. I’ve just learnt not to depend on my powers recently and thought it would a good skill to learn. I’ve always fought with my hands rather than weapons, I thought it might be a good development.

[notyourvictim]

Don't worry, it's a compliment.

Same, Natalie. That's a good road to take, you should never depend on just one skillset. It's good that you're taking the step. Tell you what, I'll teach you, girl to girl, hmm?

[elias-bradshaw]

Wow. After probably the most amazing weekend of my life...

[elias-bradshaw]

They are… good. Fun. Plenty to do. You missed Shaun and I’s party of the year awhile back, that was a blast. 

[notyourvictim]

I see, I see. Do I need to come babysit at the parties? Wouldn't want you getting into trouble.

Oh poo, a giant party with a bunch of undergrads. How will I ever live?

[bettynotbetsy-blog]

I have no intention of ever moving again.

[bettynotbetsy-blog]

Yeah…

Oh, a grilled cheese sounds fantastic!  Do you think you could add pickles to it?  Oh I’m sorry, I’m being rude, I haven’t even introduced myself, and I’m already asking you for a sandwich!  I’m Betty, Betty Banner.  It’s a pleasure to meet you, Bobbi.

[notyourvictim]

Oh please, I offered, nothing rude about it! But hey, one grilled cheese with pickles coming on up!

Banner... weird question, but any relation to Bruce Banner? I'm a bit of an activist when it comes to the science industry and such, and he's kinda big. Of course, I'm more of a biochem girl, but anyways.

[bettynotbetsy-blog]

I have no intention of ever moving again.

[bettynotbetsy-blog]

Normally, I would, but I’m trying to limit my caffeine intake to a small cup in the mornings.

[notyourvictim]

I don't blame you, caffeine is horrible for you.

Is there anything I can do for you hon? I make a mean grilled cheese. I'm Bobbi, by the way.

[elias-bradshaw]

Wow. After probably the most amazing weekend of my life...

[elias-bradshaw]

No. I think you’re fun…

I’m not awkward. It’s alright. There are plenty of beautiful people up here, so you’re never short on that. Always parties, too, so… 

[notyourvictim]

Good answer

Sure you're not, suuuure. Eh, I'm not impressed so far... Oh, parties? And how are those?

[elias-bradshaw]

Wow. After probably the most amazing weekend of my life...

[ethan-bradshaw-deactivated20140]

Come on, where there is one there is always the other.

Hardy har har. Aren’t you hilarious.

[notyourvictim]

Whatever, that sounds too creepy. 

Yes, yes, I am. Glad you remember.

Now, I'm new here and you're obviously not. You should make yourself useful for once and show me around.

[thecatburglarsdaughter-deactiva]

Fun fact

Showed up one of my rude as fuck professors in class today when he called me a dumb blonde thinking I had no idea what he was talking about. Needless to say, I will be switching professors cause that shit is ridiculous. Dude needs to be fired, that was not okay.

[notyourvictim]

Fuck that, blondes have more fun.

Who is he? I'll be sure to kick his ass. In a classroom setting, of course.

[bettynotbetsy-blog]

I have no intention of ever moving again.

God, I’m just exhausted.

[notyourvictim]

Coffee?

[sweetasucre]

I think I'm going to try to take Belle out for a walk tommorow, weather permitting.

Not technically speaking, of course. I still think she’s a little small to crawl around on the grass even under strict supervision, but it’ll be good for us to get out of the dorm for a bit and exercise a little more (okay, that last part is more for my benefit than hers).

[notyourvictim]

Awe, do you have a baby?

[elias-bradshaw]

Wow. After probably the most amazing weekend of my life...

[elias-bradshaw]

I think you just inflated it again. Although I’ve had a stalker before, and they aren’t the funnest things to have.

….Right, right. Um. Are you… enjoying it up here?

[notyourvictim]

Are you saying I'm not fun? Elias, I'm hurt.

...Yeah, Mr. Awkward, I am. Pretty cool so far. What about you, how is it up here after the first few days?

[hecrawlsatnight]

I tried making raviolli for lunch.

[hecrawlsatnight]

I wouldn’t recommend that particular one - spaetzle or another dish would be better.

I would be happy to cook for you, ja, if that’s what you’re asking. I’m Kurt, by the way. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

[notyourvictim]

Look I think any homemade dish would be great, I'm just the queen of frozen foods.

Nice to meet you, Kurt. I think you may quickly become my favorite person in the world if you feed me. Beware.

[elias-bradshaw]

Wow. After probably the most amazing weekend of my life...

[elias-bradshaw]

…………Bobbi.

What… Um. What are you doing here?

[notyourvictim]

I obviously came here to stalk you. Is your inflated ego losing its touch, Elias?

Calm down, I'm not going to bite. I'm here for the agents program, my dad rubbed off on me.

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

Well....

My wounds have healed nicely, well, for the most part, they aren’t completely healed but at least now I can finally preform properly in my Assassin focused classes. I totally surprised one of my professors today by completing the task he set for everyone, it was a Mulan moment for me. I’m so proud.

[notyourvictim]

Just what I like to see, mini tough chicks, of course I prefer Merida myself. 

I'm Bobbi. You?

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Eh, no, not really.

Yes, good. Keep that in mind. Nah, they ain’t ugly, like at all. 

[notyourvictim]

It's okay, it's over-rated anyway.

I feel like this is just something I have to see to believe. Okay, quick, who's your favorite?

[hecrawlsatnight]

I tried making raviolli for lunch.

[hecrawlsatnight]

Homemade. I think I put too much cheese in them; they were really burned or spilled out most of the filling.

[notyourvictim]

Homemade Raviolli? Can I keep you or?