Screaminge in the void

brave little toaster 🐭🌷

[teratotally]

Wearing a mask is so easy. Getting sick and possibly getting long covid is so hard.

[tuxankhamun]

Trial by wombat

[nougatbit]

the father and the mother of his camel were also camels <- dad documentary summary

[gretchensinister]

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

[carseatheadrest]

I wish Carrie & Lowell felt less like a sucessful exercise in generating “Sadness” and more like a collection of songs that the artist cared about writing

[silverjuice]

this is so funny the guy from car seat headrest thinks Carrie & Lowell is disingenuous. next up, Elvis Depressedly on why Elliot Smith was a fraud

[expressions-of-nature]

Grundy Lake, Canada by Robert Rutkay

[tyger-land]

ᴇᴢʀᴀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴋᴇᴀᴛs Artwork from his 1962 book The Snowy Day.

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[sunnyyfur]

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

[alsoknownasallison]

now i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion....

louis, you have schizophreniuh

[transgenderer]

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

[nougatbit]

i need to get back to knitting my scarf 😔

[nougatbit]

wie steht es denn nun um die wade von manuel neuer?!

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[sillyproduce]

sniles sneetly

12/1/25

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg