Golden

Paige • 16 • philly🌇

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[harrv]

[pussypulse-blog]

[pouting]

via weheartit

[cockhunt]

[charmammyy]

[idubzz]

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

[frawgs]

new boot goofin

[frawgs]

[neenadoughbreva]

[immortal-maschine]

elon musk didn’t even inhale that shit he held it in his mouth and blew it all out and THAT’S the reason his stocks tanked

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[earthdad]

don’t let him drink that

[ruinedchildhood]

[lucifer]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[willow]

my new year’s resolution is to stop