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[ender-dragon-says-gay-rights]

[slimdaddymbaku]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.

(via purplebuddhaquotes)

[flawlessglamazon]

Shout out to all my followers who looked at my absolute disaster of a blog and still hit that follow button.

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[disneyjuniorofficial]

sorry, i missed *aims again*

[catchymemes]

[wlwsharks-deactivated20181204]

WE’RE DONE CALLING MINECRAFT AND UNDERTALE CRINGY RIGHT? WE CAN HAPPILY ENJOY GOOD GAMES RIGHT?? CUZ IM ABOUT TO UH

[jennathearcher]

I just watched The Conjuring 2, and while it’s on my mind in a similar vein to this post, I also want to spread some appreciation for Javier Botet because GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He has Marfan Syndrome, which is a rare connective tissue condition that gives him bizarrely elongated limbs and allows him to do unnatural things with his body, and he’s built quite a resume for himself appearing in horror movies

Like Doug Jones, he also appeared as three of the ghosts in Crimson Peak:

But you may have also seen him as The Crooked Man in The Conjuring 2:

Eddie’s leper in IT:

The Nina monster in all three REC movies:

Set, the God of Death in The Mummy (2017):

The titular creature in Mama:

He did motion capture work for the Xenomorph in Alien: Covenant:

And he most recently appeared in Insidious: The Last Key and the Slender Man movie!!

He’s done other more obscure horror movies too but basically this guy is adorable and inspiring and an amazing talent and I adore him 8D

[albino-mothman]

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

[nova-monster-blog]

shit boi they got some colors now

fancy bitches

[sailorbrazil]

[nickyflowers]

Visit Original Link

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

[durendoll]

[jelloapocalypse]

This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfying “ding!” sfx that layers on top of the music.

[roseskiies]

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

[roseskiies]

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Ok. Saw Con?

[roseskiies]

saw con my dick and balls