“buzzfeed unsolved - supernatural” sentence starters
feel free to edit when necessary !
“Are they time-travelling?”
“Both of them seem dubious as hell.”
“Don’t listen to children!”
“Get me the fuck out of here.”
“How do you go that wrong?!”
“I’m gonna go on record. This is a bad idea.”
“I’m good. I’ll just sign up for karate or something.”
“I’m itchin’ for the tables.”
“I’m not a Bigfoot, I’m a human being.”
“I didn’t get to do all the things on my bucket list.”
“I don’t know if this is a sign, but I’m in the bathroom at this bar, and this mirror literally has blood dripping from it.”
“I feel like a very fancy lord.”
“I just realized what I got myself into. Again.”
“I like that he was just sorta riffin’ at the time, and everyone just went with it.”
“I ran out of evil people to think of.”
“I think it’s a little more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things.”
“I think that you should show them that you demand to be respected.”
“I think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up.”
“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”
“It’s a very old piece of footage. But so is Die Hard. It’s still good.”
“Just say something, you don’t have to get violent.”
“Let’s burn it all down.”
“Mob guys… thought you were tough guys.”
“Nice sunset. Enjoy it, it’s the last you’re ever gonna see.”
“Plunge us into darkness!”
“Really, you should come through dancing.”
“Tell that story in a bar.”
“That’s where he writes sonnets.”
“The sign out front says ‘go away’.”
“There are certain elements that don’t seem to add up, but when you put them together… baby, they sing!”
“They’re really just getting boned by fate right now. This is just not a good time for them.”
“They laughed and told me I was an idiot to my face.”
“This is like Satan’s cement butthole.”
“This is the place where nightmares are made.”
“This whole ship is bullshit.”
“Those people fucking danced until they died.”
“Wait, are we agreeing right now?”
“We’re alive, just like you! Let’s go down to the pub.”
“We never stay anywhere nice.”
“What about the demons? Are they here?”
“What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?”
“What in the fuck is that?”
“Why don’t you come in here and give us the business, huh?”
“You’re a beaut. I love your bones.”
“You and the fucking people in France.”
“You can etch yourself, sir.”
“You gotta fucking calm down!”
“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. It drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that.”
gummygunk
izzy806
areudirty
gamechangershow
tangentwithtanner
