My selfship hell

18 | selfshipping blog lol

[novaselfships]

Obligatory intro post

I'm Nova! This is my selfshipping blog so I can yell off into the void about it

My pronouns are he/they/star. Trans man. Catboy and star for real. Asexual whore. Gay unless a woman is extra pretty. Aplatonic, friendship-neutral. Poly in theory, irl I only have the emotional energy for one boyfriend whom I love dearly. Autistic as hell

I do reblog fanart of/posts about my f/os and tag with their first names sometimes. I don't tag my original posts with my f/os names to avoid cluttering the tags with my gayness

Boundaries and selfships under the cut

We will not like each other if you are a bigot, a radqueer, anti-otherkin, pro endo, a Harry Potter supporter, or anti-selfship (why are you here?). I love blocking people and I block people I find annoying all the time. Don't harass people, don't tell me about your pedo or incest ship (I do not want to know), and don't involve real people.

I do make NSFW posts. Minors DNI with those, I'm just not comfortable with you liking or reblogging those. Not my responsibility what you look at in your free time but I don't wanna know about it

I am, unless otherwise specified, sharing with my f/os. If you don't share, don't interact. Otherwise, welcome in, let's both hold hands with our f/o. Also I love making my f/os kiss each other and other people

I take no criticisms about my f/os (unless it's about like. Bigotry). Yes they did that. Yes I love them. No I cannot fix them. I don't want to fix them

Selfships (fandoms lumped together):

AM - I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Vox, Angel Dust - Hazbin Hotel

Cooper Howard, Chet, Yes Man, Robert House - Fallout

Deadpool - Deadpool

Paul Matthews, Richie Lipschitz - Starkid musicals

Spamton G. Spamton, Mettaton - Deltarune/Undertale

Herbert West - Re-Animator

Simon - Iron Lung

Yancy, Damien, Wilford Warfstache - MarkCU

Heisenberg, Lady Dimitrescu, Ethan Winters - Resident Evil

Bobby - KPOP Demon Hunters

William Afton - FNAF movie franchise

Beardo - Animal Crossing (specifically New Leaf because that's where I met him)

Hound - Mutual's oc

Oka Ruto - Yandere Simulator (note: FUCK Yandev. I am a fictive from the game, and I cannot control this. And I love Oka.)

Tags:

#nova shut up - main tag

#nova is a whore - nsfw

#nova is mean - bullying my f/os (with love), in case anyone shares them and this makes people seeing sad

#nova put it down - anything I post or reblog that is not safe or sane. It sure is consensual but I get why people wouldn't want to see that. Me and my age gaps and violence

[thecicadagraveyard]

I think so often about Herbert West. I love him dearly. I think he should be hit by a semi truck

[potatothemouse]

Chatter box

[olivemanlover]

i've seen some posts floating around about people being confused as to what classifies as robotfucking and to what degree so i decided to take a crack at it and made this chart inspired by the infamous furry chart

[salamanding]

i think i censored the only part that would get me in trouble. hopefully.

[droidcore]

If you ever end up with an asshole robot neighbor, DO NOT accidentally let him cloud-sync into your computer. Don't do it.

[ps2boogaloo]

twitter didn't deserve this one

[original-computer]

[You should screw me.]

"WHAT"

[My panels. They are loose.]

"..... ohhh. oh okay. let me just find my-"

[I like it tight.]

"HUH"

[My panels. I prefer them secure.]

".... ohhh"

[estrogeninthemoths]

(opens up my casing & shows off my wiring)mhm I bet u wanna fuck me real badd (steals all your personal info while you're distracted)

[lamignonette]

[snuh]

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[mrbreadluck]

I’m a luh freak

And here is the original

Not real, unfortunately. I checked.

Also my name is not Daniel even though it’s on the art. It’s Craig Butchowski.

[feefal]

Daydreamer anatomy☁️

These individuals tend to have their head in the clouds, and are reported to prefer the escapism of fiction over reality.

[novaselfships]

I miss Lady Dimitrescu a lot right now. Need her to hold me and tell me it's gonna be okay :[

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[dormantshipping]

Is your F/O good with technology?

No, technology overwhelms them

No, they just aren't interested in technology

They're interested by technology, but they fumble with it

Somewhat, they would probably need guidance/assistance though

Yes, they're good with technology

Yes, they're very good

Yes, they're an expert

Technology doesn't exist in their universe / Other

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