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@novoselicianprince
HEY.
YOU NERDS SHOULD FOLLOW MY OTHER SONIA BLOG
Because it would be awesome,,, please.
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You heard it here, folks. my shitty as fuck acer aspire (i do not recommend at all that you ever get acer, terrible customer service, terrible products) is kicking the dust. I just… need a better computer all-around, tbh. So I’m taking commissions. Again. The laptop is going to cost me around 500 dollars, and I figure I’ll do the pay for what you want type thing, but with a small twist. I can only do a minimum of 5 dollars for like sketches and all that. So 5-10 gets you a sketch with color 10-20 gets you inked and colored art with a more refined look (Or a design commission) 20-30 gets inked, colored, shaded, and a background (non-complex background) 30+ Gets all of the above and adds in a more complete background. ((or a reference sheet)) Adding in multiple charcters gives you +5 per character with a max of 4 (maybe 5) characters Anything nsfw (which I will take on a base to base case because I’m not all that good) is bribe-only, meaning that you’ll have to pay me a lot more than normal for it. Just a head’s up! Paypal/email is [email protected] Thanks for all who see this!!
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Ask about examples and stuff if needed.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9481786/ guidelines are here btw for all who are curious of what i can and can’t draw.
Spreading word and all that would be great, commisssions would be greater (as always)
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Will I ever rp on this account.
Nah I’ll just keep on dropping stupid shit.
Syo narrowed her eyes at him, gritting her teeth a bit.
"Anythin’ else y’gotta ask?"
"... I'm not too sure I can think of anymore pressing questions to ask you."
"Oi," she pulled her leg away, frowning slightly, at the gesture. Her free hand hovered over her scissors pouch strapped to the opposite thigh in anticipation.
"Touchin’ em like that is reserved for only specific men of very very specific qualifications! You’re cute ‘n all, but you still ain’t matchin’ the criteria!"
With that, he didn't even flinch when she pulled away, standing up in a smooth fashion and straightening his coat. Tutting her, he couldn't help but chuckle. "But, I am a gentleman. I had no intention of touching -- I was simply observing such a rare sight!"
"And I certainly do apologize if it did in fact seem as if it were the opposite of what I was intending upon doing."
"Oh, read ‘em ‘n weep!" she hoists up her skirt a ways to show up her marvelous gallery of tally marks on the upper portion of her thigh.
"A mark for each ‘n every one of the men that didn’t cross me in the way I hoped they could’ve."
Excuse the dumbass prince for what he's about to do! For whenever she lifted her skirt to show off those valiant scars, he ducked down and drew in close to see them, whistling to himself.
"I can't believe I'm able to see such a rarity of this world... I'm entirely honoured!"
"Well don’t bore me already, prince. More questions! Y’can’t just stop talkin’ to a girl once you find out her boobs aren’t as big as y’like. I’m a wanted, crazed serial killer; you aren’t s’pposed t’be takin’ etiquette lessons from a homicidal maniac."
"I... I do suppose so? I apologize if I am being rude, but I was asking about the scars, not your bust size. Erm... however, I suppose I have that information now, but... I--erm. I personally... avoid that talk unless I'm actually dating them, and even then I could just see it instead of asking! Plus, you know... I don't care about the size of a woman's breasts, I enjoy their personalities more."
"My numbers, huh? Well, it just so happens I keep that kinda thing in my head juuuuust in case some lucky man pops that question for me~!” Syo folded her arms his a proud smirk.
"As it so happens, my tits are sitting at a nice, steady 79 centimeters around. Yeah yeah, nothin’ too busty, but they’re playful enough. My hips ‘n waist though? I leave those t’the man in question to investigate… A little more personally… Gyeahahahaha!”
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".... That wasn't what I was asking, but thank you?"
"…Fuckin’ foreigners… I’ll never understand ‘em…" she cleared her throat a bit. "Flattered as I am, your Highness, I’d rather y’get the questions done ‘n over with. You’re a pretty sight ‘n all, but the longer you’re around the more ‘n more I wanna un-pretty you up. If you’re so well versed ‘bout me like y’say you are, I doubt I gotta go into detail on why."
"...Huh?"
He takes a small moment to consider why she would say that, hoping that he was as clear as he could be. Alas.
"Ah yes, yes!! I know exactly why that is a bad thing, but you are one of my idols, and even though I do understand what danger I could potentially put myself into.. I am a rather known trouble-maker, in a way... ahaha..."
Clearing his throat after that ... somewhat nervous laugh, he crosses his arms. "Now... Genocider Syo, if I could be so bold to ask... could I perhaps see your numbers?"
"It’s I that should be saying what an honour it is to meet YOU in the flesh! My goodness, I have quite a few questions for you, if you don’t mind!"
"Y’really gotta ask? It ain’t like I’m gonna pass up an interview with royalty. Gimme your best shot."
"But lemme give ya a preemptive disclaimer: I ain’t gonna guarantee that you come outta the interview in one piece. Cute guys like you make it so much harder t’control the urges I get; the murderous, the sexual, ‘n everything in between, gyeahahahahaha!”
"Believe me, I know this to be certain, I'm incredibly aware of who I am dealing with and all that, but I am versed in knowing how to defend myself and at least paralyze you enough to get away."
"But all that aside, I suppose I should begin asking questions, correct? Ahh, this must feel silly being a formal attire, hm?"
"Ahhh~! I’m honoured that a real prince would come by t’see little ol’ me. What can I do for ya, your Highness? Anythin’ you ask, I’m yours.”
"It's I that should be saying what an honour it is to meet YOU in the flesh! My goodness, I have quite a few questions for you, if you don't mind!"
