Darakön

oops

[memesandlaughs]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

get play of the game in the womb call that ovumwatch

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

jesus fuck

[penguinsledder]

OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS

TO THIS

Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw

The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than skinny???

And she’s not really baring any skin??

Seriously she almost DIED fighting for her right to education and now she has the opportunity to study at Oxford and people are bashing her clothes 😒

[itsprinceoliveruniverse]

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

[shadowshown]

If you bully Malala I will personally come to your house and break your arms.

[iz-us-deactivated20180327]

my discord number has both 69 and 911 in it. im fucking cursed

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

sex police

[glnger-ale-official]

The last two numbers of my social security number are 69

[iz-us-deactivated20180327]

oh word? whats the rest of it

[meladoodle]

It’s weird when you’re looking at the facebook of a guy you like and their ex looks exactly like you because their ex IS you and you’re just stalking your ex on Facebook again.

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

if anyone from tumblr ever recognizes me irl

here’s the signal

[fay-eufemie]

All of that stuff is illegal. If you do that to someone in real life you’ll get arrested

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught. 1v1, no estus, no gank squad. see u there.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Invite people round for a game of D&D&D. Refuse to say what the third D stands for.

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[dildoreo]

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

[dildoreo]

[alphonseelricreal-deactivated20]

[joshpeck]

Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood

[alicentsgf]

daisy ridleys passive acceptance of the possibility of civilisation ending within the next 3 decades is honestly millennial culture

[thelastjedicritical]

This quote was honestly the biggest #mood of all time…

[sucknarutoes]

[triple-q]

The legendary line from Super Paper Mario, in HD

[dykebisclavret]

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

[sixpenceee]

I’ve been trying to leave my bathroom for the past 30 minutes

by reddit user v0ids

I can’t leave my bathroom.

About 30 minutes ago I got out of the shower and dried off, put on my pjs, opened the door and walked out, only to find myself back in my bathroom, staring at the closed door.

I stopped, and tried to rationalise what had just happened to me. I convinced myself that I had simply imagined that I had opened the door and stepped out, so I tried again. I pushed the door handle down, opened it, stepped out, and yet again found myself in my bathroom, standing in front of a closed door.

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[rudegirl44]

Fuuuuuuuuck

[meidhy]

This gave me chills

[rainy-rose]

Ahahahha nope, nope bye

[lebowski69-deactivated20181214]

Wow..

[novragun]

i guess my ass aint showering tonight

[heavymetaljeeg-deactivated20250]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

[fluoride-bomb]

also getting bullied in middle school

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

ally

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series