Sittin on a toilet ... NOW FLUSH

sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet ... sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet ... sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet ... sittin on a toilet .. sittin on a toilet .. NOW FLUSHHHH! Ps. Hi I'm Natalie nice to meet ya!

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[parishilton-deactivated20181231]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[tattoos-org]

[bob-belcher]

[memewhore]

[sovietnam]

[prehistoricmancunt]

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[kaijuno]

The Computer Room is such a weird concept nowadays but growing up in the 90s/00s we really had a whole ass room dedicated to our computer. Anthropologists 1000 years from now are gonna think we worshiped computers so much we had shrine rooms for them

[theshellshack]

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[judevic]

i want to be given verbal encouragement by a dog who speaks in a deep otherworldly voice 

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[allthingslinguistic]

New favourite example of Latin morphology being semi-transparent to English speakers.