[darkmaga-retard]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[depsidase]

[pollyguo]

More rat comics

[brawltogethernow]

This deserves every note.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[oknope]

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

[rejectedtheory]

[nonamecody]

[straightboyfriend]

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

[chongoblog]

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

[chongoblog]

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

[chongoblog]

“And whats the context of THAT?”

Oh dont worry it’s fake blood. Charlie just swallowed way too many fake blood capsules. You see, he’s pretending to be a Texas millionaire.

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[klaarg]

[noseblod-deactivated20220317]

[wizard0rb]

*steps on a pressure plate and the ceiling starts lowering*

[broshi-4-lyfe]

[lostcryptids]

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

[classicmeevs]

dirt

[petbud]

mmmm… tasty..

[classicmeevs]

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]