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i thought i was a train wreck with blogs but then i saw revelatxr‘s list

#we can be train wrecks together #✖: blogging from the batcave.

clarksbruce

“ya’ll need jesus” says me, an avid sinner.

#where is the lie #both vanessa & i are sinnamon rolls #✖: blogging from the batcave.

fill this in with stuff about you

where i’m from: liverpool, england

where i would like to live: ireland

religion: none

sexual orientation: bi

single/taken: single pringle yo

favorite book: girl, interrupted

eye color: blue

favorite movie: 8 miles

favorite band/singer: eminem, blue october, pink floyd

favorite month of the year: june/july

favorite color: purple

if i have any pets: three dogs, three cats, bearded dragon

what i’m listening to right now: bitch better have my money-rihanna

what’s my ringtone: tango in the night - fleetwood mac

what my name means: chastity, pure

celebrity crush: adrianne palicki, drea de matteo, tommy flannigan, steven gerrard

#✖: blogging from the batcave.#✖: reblogged.#B))

just, charlie hunnam in green street hooligans

#i love the shite outta this film #✖: blogging from the batcave.

chibs just shoot him pls.

#don't even talk about kerrianne u piece of shit #✖: blogging from the batcave.

DAUGHTERS OF THE SONS

dawn, fawn, trinity, kerrianne, ellie

#fawn trager #dawn trager #trinity ashby #kerrianne larkin-telford #ellie winston #sons of anarchy #✖: mine.#✖: edit.#bc i'm weak for all these girls #tiny children

tara wtf why are you being a bitch to lyla??

#like miss double penetration i could understand #but lyla has literally done nothing #besides be a sex worker??#idek #control ur saltiness bitch #✖: blogging from the batcave.

nowhcre-blog

like for a starter ♥

#✖: reblogged.#✖: starter call.

yourbuckystars

The Gecko Brothers in darkness & light

#✖: bastard ex.#✖: clinically insane.

kisaageckos-deactivated20201017

Paint me in a corner but my colour comes back. Once you go black, you never go back. I’m a black sheep.

#criminal princess yes #♥♥♥#✖: i'm your partner.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.

[TEXT]: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

[TEXT]: i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

[TEXT]: and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

[TEXT]: I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

[TEXT]: ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

[TEXT]: Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

[TEXT]: just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

[TEXT]: I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.

[TEXT]: I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.

[TEXT]: who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

[TEXT]: You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.

[TEXT]: An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.

[TEXT]: Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.

[TEXT]: DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

[TEXT]: he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.

[TEXT]: 7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

[TEXT]: You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.

[TEXT]: NEWS FLASH, A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

[TEXT]: Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.

[TEXT]: Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

[TEXT]: Spotted, forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

[TEXT]: I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

[TEXT]: well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard

[TEXT]: i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level

[TEXT]: I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

[TEXT]: I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

[TEXT]: On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

#✖: meme.

ohmyilovethisquote

Maybe I want to be remembered as someone who fought back

Wendell Bray (via ohmyilovethisquote)

#✖: quotes.

taraknxwles | liked.

❛ honestly doc, i’m fine. ❜

she wasn’t, her wrist was probably broken from the bar fight but she didn’t want to spend another minute in st thomas -- in case someone recognized her from the state-wide warrants that were out for her arrest.

#taraknxwles #✖: v. that girl from the north country.#✖: starter.#✖: 001: taraknxwles.

ofscifi | liked.

❛ got somethin’ on my mug? ❜

her brow raised as she looked up from the magazine in her hands -- lips pulling into a teasing smile. if she was honest, the guy was pretty cute, & she didn’t mind.

#ofscifi #✖: v. main.#✖: starter.#✖: 001: ofscifi.#smooches u tbh

dovbleback | liked.

vanessa had been at the bar for over an hour now, drowning not even a percentage of the four million dollars seth had bought her out with. at least she wasn’t angry anymore about being left behind, now she just wanted a lot of liquor & a warm body to sleep with tonight. the first thing that catches her eyes about him was the cut, sons of anarchy. as he sits, vanessa finishes her drink & turns, smile on her lips ---

❛ can i buy you a drink, sweetheart? ❜

#dovbleback #✖: v. that girl from the north country.#✖: starter.#✖: 001: dovbleback.#here u go nerd ♥

like for a starter ♥

#✖: starter call.#hit dat heart button

hipsterbitchvodka-deactivated20

#✖: vices.

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