fairy

I'm so fucking magic

[ru-memes-for-linguists-blog]

načináj denь s želánija umerétь; góspodi, za čtó mne eščó odín dénь

[nɐt͡ɕɪˈnaj dʲenʲ z‿ʐɨˈɫanʲɪjæ ʊmʲɪˈrʲetʲ | ˈgospədʲɪ zɐ‿ˈʂto mnʲɪ jɪˈɕˑɵ ɐˌdʲin dʲenʲ]

start-IPFV.2SG day with wish-GEN to die-PFV god-VOC for what me-DAT more one day

“Start your day with craving for death; oh God, why do i have <to live> one more day”

[ru-memes-for-linguists-blog]

podoróžnik tut bessílen

[pə.dɐ.ˈroʐ.nʲɪk tʊt bʲɪ.ˈsʲːi.lʲɪn]

ribwort here helpless-SHORT FORM*

“Ribwort is of no help here”

Ribwort is a popular (though slightly outdated) meme on the Russian internet. It is believed to have some medicinal properties, i.d. it helps with wound healing and disinfection.

Note: Russian adjectives have a “normal” and a “short” form, but I couldn’t find an acronym for the latter, so I’ve used this instead. There are masculine, feminine, neuter, and plural forms, but short-form adjectives aren’t declined in cases.

[ru-memes-for-linguists-blog]

nu i kák mne orátь, jésli ja ne znáju anglíjskij lénguadže? 

[nʊ‿ˌi‿ˈkak mnʲe ɐˈratʲ | ˈjeslʲɪ jɐ nʲɪ‿ˈznajʊ̈ ɐngˈlʲijskʲɪj ˈlæŋgwɪd͡ʒ]

well how me-DAT to scream-IPFV if I neg know-1.SG English language

“Eh, how am i supposed to laugh if i don’t know inglish?“

Note: “орать” normally means “to scream” but has recently become an important slang word for “to laugh”

[energeticwarrior]

daniel puns

rebraniel, dadiel, dabiel, spray taniel, dan in a car: vaniel, dan with a beard: maniel, dan as a dog: spaniel, dan running from his problems: raniel dan as a stalker-fan: staniel dan in japan: japaniel dan working as an assassin: hitmaniel dan eating cereal: braniel dan in frozen: do u want to build a snowmaniel dan watching phil in 2009: faniel dan 24/7: trash caniel dan when he’s 27: retirement planiel

[nowhere-deer]

by @illmakeyouhowell the only reaction video you need @danisnotonfire @amazingphil

[phanundercover]

Dans shirt holding together better than my grades right now.

[nanocomputer]

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

[deerychuu]

my kink is richard ayoade making noel fielding laugh

[didney-worl-no-uta]

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

If you’ve just watched Logan, Sir Patrick Stewart is here to comfort you

[overcalm]

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

[puppy95]

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

[nowhere-deer]

BATTLE OF THE BALLS

my innuendometer is literarily broken  

[coyoterodeo]

emoji review: cactus

some apple emojis look better bigger; this is not the case. strange spine composition and overuse of pillow shading, coloration feels a little off as well. 2/5, mostly for it’s #iconic profile in smaller size

google is trying something new with coloration and i can appreciate that. unfortunately, it feels a little drab here. the white stripes, while minimalistic, also throw me off. 2/5 would be stronger with a better color palette

now see??? THIS is what i’m talking about. bold colors, bold outline, simplified yet recognizable spines… i LOVE this. 100% the type of cactus emoji i can get behind. 5/5 masterfully done

all samsung emojis look like something you would find on a 2006-era messaging board, and the cactus is no different. boring coloration with uncreative black/white pillow shading. shape is off as well. 0/5 looks bad todd

now see, i really appreciate lg going out on a limb here having a prickly pear instead of a saguaro, but the execution is somewhat lackluster… again, an over-reliance on pillow shading, not enough spines, a little boring. i do like the color gradation, however. 3/5 creative concept execution needs work

a pretty good cactus! lovely coloration, iconic profile and minimalist design. the spines are lacking, but overall an emoji i would proudly incorporate into my conversations. 4/5 lovely but spines look like clothing stitches

oh man… nothing objectively bad about this jumping out at me, but still not one of my favorites… the colors feel boring i guess, also maybe the size/resolution is throwing me off. 2.5/5, i dont really like it but cant define why

ugh… hoo boy… i like the bright colors here but that’s where the list ends. poorly executed cell shading, exaggerated shape that looks shitty, DOTS instead of spines. recognizable as a cactus but only barely so. looks like a shiny fruit. 1/5 not representative of the plant

ugly. bad. gross colors, dots for spines syndrome, i hesitate to include it in my twitter bio. poorly done. 0/5 i expected more from you twitter

ok, not bad! again, the colors are not my favorite but this is a decent cactus. spines along the top look uncomfortably like cartoon hair but i can let it slide. 3.5/5 very decent design compared to others

again, not bad! the spines seem to be what trips everyone up, though. profile seems slightly off as well, but in relation to some other emojis this one gets the job done. 3/5 alright but try not to make it look like the cactus is wearing a pinstripe suit

i KNEW emojidex was going to be shitty but somehow i did not expect THIS. i hate it. would never use. -3/5 looks like a fucked up balloon

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

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[braetsch]

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[sour-charity]

It got better

[dankmemesreasonforliving]