Keep Graceful Dancing

name’s faith, I eat dinner for breakfast. I tag posts about me either #just Faith or #Faith’s crazy brain. generally I like people, especially if you talk to me first. skype? I’ve got that man. just ask. [pats shoulder comfortingly]

[alrightsnaps]

The year of the Games is fifty. That would make it the second Quarter Quell.

And the name of the victor is Haymitch Abernathy.

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[ewaneneollav]

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

[artist-vangogh]

Wheat Field, 1888, Vincent van Gogh

Medium: oil,canvas

https://www.wikiart.org/en/vincent-van-gogh/wheat-field-1888-1

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[sincerityisscarity]

[nowistandbackup]

in other news I’m going to get an apartment because I can support myself and I hate this house and there is literally 0 people I can tell except my tumblr followers that are all gone by now so thanks for listening

[silversarcasm]

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers endgame, Fat Thor is the butt of many jokes, this is because Marvel thinks Survivor’s guilt and PTSD are funny subjects.

[bambieyeskayla-deactivated20210]

[nowistandbackup]

I’m on tumblr again because my life is falling apart and apparently old habits die hard 

[tiktokarchive]

[zhimaqiu]

And this is tiktok we need

[my-chemical-angel]

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT?????

[depressionhope]

Yea..actually..depression is not only sadness.

[habeenkimoved-deactivated201903]

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

[nyctoheart]

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

[nowistandbackup]

i just applied to the one grad school i’m applying to

pray for me

[arguewithatree]

we’re all out here sharing memes like “why call me when you can text me???” but let me raise the stakes for you:

i’m living in a whole entire house and i hear the doorbell ring, knowing i have all the lights on, my car’s parked out front, the TV show i’m watching is visible from the front window, and i just yelled at my dog for barking too loud as they walked up to the door, and i’m honest to God not getting up and just pretending not to be home because “if they were important, they would have my number AND text me - who knocks on doors anymore?”

#adult

[nowistandbackup]

this is real life though. the amount of times my husband and/or i have been chilling at home and flat out ignored the door is in the double digits by now. there has been maybe 1 time i opened it on an unexpected person and been glad and probably like 30 that i regretted it so it’s statistics really 

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