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I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.
As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.
its so funny that everyone kind of agreed ranni is the best ending for elden ring. then the dlc came out, didn't add another ending, but DID add a bunch of context that makes ranni's ending even more appealing
miquella responding to his white guilt by trying to make a police state where you can't be mean to anyone, vs ranni responding to her white guilt by doing 9/11 to her auntie's house, marrying a random woman off the street, collecting every colonizer onto their honeymoon rocket and launching it into a random direction in deep space
kenneth haight feeling really smug about finding a new leader for limgrave when I roll up on my Dark Moon Landrover and arrest her for being of the golden lineage (she has to come on the thousand year voyage into darkness on the moon gulag)
godefroy (who i never bothered killing) exhumed from his evergaol, read his rights, slapped in 62 sets of handcuffs and made to dig a big pit on the moon (for godwyn who we can't leave under leyendell he's fucking up the water supply)
ranni throwing the tv remote at me because I never found mohg during my playthrough and now we have to turn the moon back around so we can fulton her gay cousin miquella and her sex pest auntie rellana
She joined the crusade to "chase after" messmer, who seems to not reciprocate at all. which is not inherently sexual but is much funnier if you read it as being that
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
More of this please, everywhere.
After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.
Even the local police are being cool about this.
"huff... huff... is it my turn?!"
Mama and Baby Dragon My new artbook "Modern Dragons" is on Kickstarter for 11 more days!
The ‘Harry Potter’ author is posting through it.
“Hope. All we ask for is hope,” Duane wrote on Instagram Stories shortly after her victory, per People. Manivann, who is a trans Tamil immigrant, told a crowd of onlookers after their victory, “I am to some in this country everything that the hateful despise and I am standing here as your MSP now with care,” as The Independent reported.
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J. K. Rowling's now represented in Parliament by a trans woman. 😊
unless she's moved, rowling is now represented by a non binary trans person who goes by they/them, actually. let's keep the facts honest and joyous, yeah? <3
anyway. the hugest congrats to both of them. i wish them both the absolute best
Kinda surreal to see people explain WHY Tumblr is implementing age verification in the UK and Brazil just to see responders argue that it's still all Tumblr's fault for complying. They don't want to imagine that this is anything but a bad UI choice that can be turned around by yelling at social media employees. "What's the government got to do with fascism?", or something like that
Tumblr putting in age verification in places where age verification is now legally required: not much they can do to avoid this. Like, Meta could probably fight it with some chance of success if they wanted to, but Tumblr doesn't have anything like the clout required.
Tumblr moderation aggressively and disproportionately flagging posts by or depicting trans people and people of color as "mature" no matter what the content is? Very much their fault and they should yelled at about it until they are finally browbeaten into fixing it, or the end of time, whichever comes first.
the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you
I do think the term "kitchen table polycule" is very funny in the way I've heard it described to me, which is that it's a polycule where everyone is on friendly terms and could eat a meal together at the table. Which. Sounds like maybe the baseline for most poly situations??? That's like saying "I'm in a relationship with my alive girlfriend", like that's normally assumed, what do you mean alive. Why are you specifying that
fascinated and slightly horrified by the idea of trying to work out a schedule with multiple partners who don't even want to acknowledge each other's existences. emotional and logistical nightmare scenario
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For some reason, it never occurred to me that Project Gutenberg would have public domain old cookbooks. This is BRILLIANT. There’s a 1953 cranberry recipe pamphlet and a suffrage cookbook from 1915 and a translation of Apicus’s guide to food in Imperial Rome and a whole bunch of other fascinating old cookbooks, many pre-1800. Treasure trove!
I love you for sharing this!!!
For more old cookbooks, Michigan State University has 76 of their historical cookbooks scanned and searchable at Feeding America: The Historic American Cookbook Project.
For even older recipes, check out Gode Cookery. They list medieval and Renaissance cooking instructions and translate the recipes for you into measurable amounts and all.
I have have have to mention Miss Leslie. I learned so much about cooking from that book, even if a lot of it is outdated.
Also, Forme of Cury is great fun, if you can muddle through the Middle English (Gode Cookery has translations and adaptions of some of the recipes from this).
I’ll always take an opportunity to remind people of Barkham Burroughs’ Encyclopaedia of Astounding Facts and Useful Information, which also contains recipes
Feast Afrique had pulled from a range of digital repositories to create a library of historic books on the food and cultural history of West Africa and the African Diaspora. This includes lots of historic and specialized cookbooks.
Digital Library — Feast Afrique
For 18th century British:
Explore culinary history and taste authentic flavors from the past; prepare meals made from recipes in 18th century cookbooks linked from th
u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers
teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff
Felt like I might need these in the future so I made them! Free to use, no permission needed!
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
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