Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@nowyattno
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: any chance you wanna make it homo? Nah? okay lmao
Micah: YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO TELL YOU HOW TO NOT LIVE YOUR LIFE
Micah: ... don’t threaten me with a good time!
Micah: i’m sorry, you’re just so easy
Wyatt: can you do that? can you reverse the no homo call?
Wyatt: DONT TRY TO USE MY WORDS AGAINST ME
Wyatt: you consider losing a good time? wow you must get wrecked a lot then lol
Wyatt: no no it's fine, i'm glad i didn't go to prom really
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: you’re so cute... #nohomo
Micah: YOU LOVE ME SHUT UP
Micah: my place, tomorrow, 9pm. be there or be square
Micah: ah don’t worry about it, i think i did some damage to his car so i feel pretty great about that
Micah: LIES LIES AND MORE LIES HOW DARE
Micah: u mad tho bro?
Wyatt: lol thnks? you're not too bad yourself #nohomo2
Wyatt: DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOURE NOT MY DAD
Wyatt: alright, i'll be there don't worry. just be prepared to have your butt wrecked
Wyatt: oh that's good! i'm sorry that happened tho, you know if you wanna talk, my doorbell is always there. or you could climb thru my window man
Wyatt: YOU KNOW THE TRUTH WE ALL DO
Wyatt: nope. not mad.
“Thank gosh...” He whispered as he slammed his locker closed. When the final bell rang, Wyatt practically sprinted out of his class. In his opinion, nothing felt better than Fridays. The beginning of the weekends were not to be wasted, hence the running. As he slung his backpack over his shoulder, he spotted a friend. “Adam!” He shouted through the busy hallway, jogging away from his locker. “Dude, are you free? What are you doing tonight? Or this weekend? Or in the next seventy-two hours?”
“Yeah, that might end up being me. Wanna come?”
“Oh, that’d be cool. Wait, me? Y-yeah, I’d go! I mean, if I’m invited that is.”
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: sorry, come again, i don’t understand
Micah: WAS THAT ENGLISH
Micah: BRING IT
Micah: he made up a bullshit story about how he’s my brother, just to try and hurt me, bad enough for you?
Micah: I CANT HELP IT! IM ALWAYS KEEP AND I CANT JUST TURN IT OFF
Micah: last year at prom? hahaha
Wyatt: i can't! come on man, level with me on this one!
Wyatt: I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH LINT LICKER
Wyatt: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED NAME THE PLACE AND TIME
Wyatt: what? no way, really? i'm so sorry mic, that's messed up... i'll beat him up verbally for you if you want?
Wyatt: YOURE NEVER CUTE STOP LYING TO ME
Wyatt: welp okay then... glad you had fun at prom last year
“School’s only just started, but I already need to get drunk. Who’s throwing the first party of the school year?”
“Um, not me? I heard there’s a few upperclassmen thinking about it, but no one’s claimed the first party of the year yet.”
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: what even are you talking about right now, leo? your flirting game is nonexistent bae
Micah: WHAT SKILLS THO?!
Micah: he’s a disgusting piece of human trash and that’s all you need to know
Micah: ifns? proteins released by a host cell to defend against viruses and other foreign bodies?
Micah: i wonder what they were doing there
Micah: angry crying winky face? kinda like when you’re sad and you get a handy j from your arch enemy?
Wyatt: aiming like facials sknf ef
Wyatt: it does exist and i whoo people all the timE BAE
Wyatt: PLS DONT MAKE ME WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU BC I WILL
Wyatt: what the heck???? he's not that bad tho dude
Wyatt: DONT TRY TO BE CUTE YOU DOUCHEBAG I CANT BELIEVE YOU LET ME DO THATT
Wyatt: when does that ever happen though? like never that's when omfg lol
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: where the hell was the pun? are you like trying to flirt? cause your flirting game is weak af
Micah: just like when you play mario kart
Micah: i'll be fine. i almost killed daxton the other day so yanno, i'm good
Micah: HAHAAHA YOU FUCKING DID IT
Micah: IM SO HAPPY YOU ACTUALLY GOOGLED IT
Micah: WHATS MY NAME NOW?!
Wyatt: there was, like you know like aiming like you know? i'm not flirting! it was a pun! my flirting game is great!
Wyatt: oh no you fudging didn't just insult my mario kart skills?
Wyatt: really daxton? what happened dude??
Wyatt: DUDE THERE WAS IFNS I CANT EVEN
Wyatt: MY FACE IS SO RED OFNS
Wyatt: 'scooby >;(' screw you for ruining it for me...
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: you're the worst straight fake boyfriend ever.
Micah: i'm leaving you for your sister
Micah: NEVER NUNCA NO NON NEIN
Micah: yeah totally... make sure you lick images
Micah: YOURS YOU DINGBAT
Wyatt: why thank you, i aim to please ;) pun intended ;)
Wyatt: pls don't, my sister would actually chew you up and spit you out. she tends to do that with ppl
Wyatt: ...
Wyatt: THE HELL IS THAT OMFG DKF HO W ?? ? ??
Wyatt: whyyyyyy didn't you warn meeee??
Wyatt: OKAY BUT THEYRE GOOD BONY HANDS LIKE PLS KEEP THE HATE OVER THERE
“Did youjust surname me? I’m not sure how I feel about that. I mean, true, but itsounds so sterile… Probably the worst word to use while talking about chokingthe chicken, but there you go… – Nope, can’t be fucking with a grown assman… I want my friendship bracelet back, please leave it on my porch andnever contact me again, got it?” He chuckled with a grin, “I did! I don’t likeher, but I’m just in the habit of mentioning her ‘cause it annoys Emilia… Shekinda looks like here, right? She doesn’t see it, but yeah… Twinning if youask me. Yeah but time will fly while you watching with me, I can do audiocommentary too? I’ll even read the books to you. You know what? I’m just goingto pretend you never said that. I don’t feel like fighting you about this;because I will win and you will cry, then I’ll get uncomfortable… no thankyou ma’am. Dude, friends don’t just go around swapping kink stories, and I’mnot about to tell you about the stuff I like. You’re straight and it will justconfuse you. Hm, it means, el español es malo.”
“Yes, and I won’t hesitate to do it again. It is a sterile word, I think that might be why I like it? Fine, but your loss, because I’m not only a grown man, but I’m also a cool guy. I’ll leave it in the mailbox...” He jokingly sighed. “Gross... But yeah, I see that. They do look similar, I guess. Audio commentary? How could I refuse now? I’m in, but only if you pinky promise to read the books to me. Because you know I’m right! I never cry, dude, I’m a man of few tears. First off, I’m positive that friends do that, I’m sure I read it somewhere in one of those pamphlets in the counseling office. Secondly, don’t just assume things on your own like that... You can’t tell me that my Spanish is bad in Spanish, dude.”
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: STOP IT
Micah: fuck you and your sarcasm
Micah: fine by me, but do me a favour? google ‘puppy gay’ and see if you still wanna keep it that way lmfao
Micah: finally i’m free from your bony grip! VICTORY IS MINE
Wyatt: NEVER MAN >;)
Wyatt: do i sense a pout??
Wyatt: why...? but okay, i'll google it in a sec
Wyatt: please tell me it's another meme tho?
Wyatt: BONY?? WHOSE GRIP IS BONY
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: damn, jealousy really is a bitch huh? it’s not my fault i’m smart and you’re just... wyatt... i thought it was the 3rd but let’s go with that? also, sad wink? really?
Micah: PROBABLY I’M NOT ACTUALLY SURE AT THIS POINT
Micah: you didn’t see it coming huh?
Micah: i'm so sorry
Micah: you may call me puppy or scooby, i’ll accept either one of those. better?
Micah: ... delete my number
Wyatt:i'M JUST WYATT WELL IVE NEVER whatever... sometimes it's hard to keep track with you. yeah really, you mad? ;)
Wyatt: WOW WOOOOW WOWWO RUDE RUUUUDE this is too much, like the disrespect is too real rn
Wyatt: oh ha ha ha well played there...
Wyatt: your name is now 'puppy ;)' in my phone
Wyatt: ...new phone who dis?
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: IT’S NOT MY FAULT JOCKS ARE DUMB AND NEED ME... dude, no winky faces, you’re gonna get yourself into a stick situation if you keep sending them to people... pun intended tbh tbh
Micah: IT’S TOO L8 TO TAKE IT BACK THE DAMAGE IS DONE IT’S BEST I BE LEAVIN’
Micah: I will! I love my hands, we’ve been dating for years lmao
Micah: i am, but don’t you dare call me that, madden is the last name of the twins in good charlotte and i’m not okay with sharing a name with them
Micah: ...what if Joel and Nicole are my parents?!
Micah: nvm i’m white
Wyatt: oh look i'm smart and i tutored ppl bc i'm so smart and my name is micah... is that the second sexual joke you've made? because i think it is. ;(
Wyatt: IS THAT A SONG ARE YOU FREAKING REFERENCING A SONG RN NOW
Wyatt: i realized the masturbation joke too late after i sent it
Wyatt: you don't like it because of them? lame reason, but okay i won't
Wyatt: idk who they are??
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: i'm always a mr grumpy gills when i don't sleep... why are you winking? did i miss something? ... you should probably fill me in.
Micah: I'M GOING TO WEAR A SURGICAL MASK SO YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN
Micah: i didn't wanna hold you hand anyway! I'LL HOLD MY OWN DAMN HAND
Micah: i don't have a pup kink actually. and if i did, i'd be the puppy... my birth surname is madden and it literally means little dog, sooooo
Wyatt: go to bed dude, you're no fun as mr. grumpy gills. and it was to show i was joking, like knock knock ;)
Wyatt: OKAY THATS JUST PLAIN RUDE AND CRUEL NVR MIND THEN I TAKE IT ALL BACK
Wyatt: okay well good luck with that, ENJOY YOUR DANG HAND
Wyatt: ...are you being serious? awww aren't you cute? little dog is your new name in my phone
To be honest, Daxton never really knew where to go when his foster parents would kick him out of the house, so he just always ended up wondering around aimlessly, and today happened to be the day where he was at the mall. It is when Wyatt approached him, Dax started laughing, “Alright, that’s it, are you sure you aren’t following me or something?”
“No, no! I swear I’m not!” Wyatt defensively put up his hands. “I’m here shopping for my step mom. Her birthday is in a few weeks, but I’m really crappy with gifts, so I need to start early. I’ve been to almost every place in this area, though... Granted, only the places I can get to by foot or on my bike. Which isn't very far, when you actually think about it. But that's because I don't have my license, yet.” He rambled, forgetting his original point.
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: oh. i'm very fucking tired. and if that's the case why don't you drop me and befriend them instead?
Micah: say's the one who literally pinched my cheek cause you like when i pout? MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Micah: i did yeah, but i haven't had to yet, so i win? idk what i'm winning 'cause i'm about to die, but i still win
Micah: good boy [pats your head] lmao
Wyatt: wow someone's grumpy tonight... i might, but i don't think they would hangout with me and do nerdy stuff so ;)
Wyatt: I LOVE YOUR POUT BUT I GOTTA MAKE YOU WORK FOR THE COMPLIMENT
Wyatt: whatever, just for that, i'm not even holding your hand
Wyatt: lol i'm not a dog, keep your kinks outta this
txt msg :; my whitelighter
Micah: first of all, fuck you. i love my moms! and you don't have to buy them anything, they already like you and there's no reason to bribe them!
Micah: oh so you'd leave me to bleed out in the attic? some friend you are... i'll remember that
Micah: well, i used to suck from time to time but you're gonna stand back and watch me get my jaw removed and its pretty hard to suck when you look like a fucking kardasian at 5am
Wyatt: no lol, i meant i love your moms more than i love you, you dork. i'm not bribing them! i just want to butthole
Wyatt: yeah, but i'd come back once it was all over! i'd avenge you, so don't be pouty
Wyatt: plus didn't you say you'd kill me over a milky way? i think we're rather even ngl
Wyatt: there was definitely a sexual reference in there, but i'll ignore it and focus on the kardasian roast instead
