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rats in teddy bear suits are librarians are teddy bears

So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out

teaboot

Round 2: bolted it to the fridge

krokagator

You reminded me that this exists, and it seems relevant.

teaboot

oh my god

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

panic-at-the-aromantic

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

OKAY LISTEN

assporn

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

reblogging---stuff

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

wasteofprotons

biting can communicate so many emotions. angry? one big bite. affectionate? lots of little bites. sad? chewing on something thoughtfully. happy? many chomps. what isn’t there to love about it

wasteofprotons

on a completely unrelated note could the people I love move within 1-2 feet of me

caffedorzo

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 23 hours 18 minutes

#three toddlers in a trenchcoat #i mean i'm a bit confused as to where these toddlers are getting the money #and feel weird about taking money from a baby #i mean i'll absolutely do it but idk how i'd even get into that situation in the first place

send me a random colour and i'll ramble a bit about the oc best associated with the colour

#ask me about my ocs 🥺#oc stuff #ask game

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 22 hours 3 minutes

#the raven queen aka the god of death #I think we would ignore each other for the most part (probably for the best)#however! I think my love of ravens and my general attitude towards death and fate etc would endear me to her. which is good #because of the potential awful consequences of being roomies with a god. lol #also idk if she has like. paperwork? or anything kinda menial BUT I think I’d make such a great intern for her #like i wouldn’t be her champion or anything but I WOULD be her weird little guy

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

which-ocs

this might be the edible talking but I laughed so loud at this that I can't believe my gf didn't wake up

I don't know how you guys want to work your OCs into this exchange me do it. Just trust me. Put 'em in there

#no no this is hilarious I love it #anyways for my ocs: op is abilene the first commenter is lukas and the second commenter is theodore (the neighbour is liv)#oc stuff

one thing about me is that I will make any piece of media about ghost quartet. and! I will make ghost quartet about every media

#I can’t tell if I just have a very specific taste in media which can all connect back to gq or if gq is simply the story of all time #idk I think it might be the second. I think it might simply be perfect idk though #you 🫵 want to watch ghost quartet. believe me. if anything about me or my blog appeals to you take it as a sign (to watch gq)#i’m making it my personality i’ve decided. btw. okay technically that did happen quite a while ago when i first watched it but!#i’m announcing it now. it’s announced. ghost quartet my absolute beloved #ghost quartet #dave malloy #malloysicals #can you tell I wrote the tags for this post at 1 am? I stand by them but presumably they are still imbued with the 1am vibe. it happens 🤷

filyahehh

smartest cat ever!

reading stuff about sleep is so wild for me as someone with advanced sleep phase disorder. what do you MEAN 10pm is a normal bedtime that is so late???

#I get sleepytired at 6! I usually push myself to stay up till 8-ish but that’s pretty late for me tbh. no matter when I fall asleep I WILL #wake up by 3 am. Usually I wake up at 2 though lol #Also I’m pretty sure I only get tired as late as 6pm because I am surrounding myself with bright lights during the afternoon. Otherwise i’d #be out by 4:30-ish maybe. when i don’t have classes or work that’s what i usually do. hell sometimes I go even earlier #And I am so healthy then! I’m not mind-numbingly fatigued! Unfortunately it is Very Inconvenient #At least it makes questionnaires like ‘are you an early bird or a night owl” baby I am such an early bird I’ve actually looped back over #I am the earliest bird. Worms fear me.

dimetrodone

What is this thing

dimetrodone

Investigation on his nature

catboybiologist

May all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather in the conference room for a quarter 3 strategy update

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

willabee

hmph

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