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Good morning horny people how we feeling about the Haikyuu announcements? <3 missed y’all

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Lev is very much a pillow princess. He’ll just lay back and let yaku do what ever he wants to him no questions asked

(Can i be cupcake anon, if there isnt already one)

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Iwaizumi eats out Oikawa in the clubroom in front of the whole team so the club could see their normally proud captain get reduced to a whimpering, overstimulated mess as he gets his little hole eaten out

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*does backflip* but has no one considered Kuroo and Asahi? Like- they're both dorks and literally can't maintain eye contact for .2 seconds but it's the complete opposite in the bed room *wink* (Cocoa anon)

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His hair is a glowing halo, and Kuroo is a sinner as strands of light slip through his fingers. Terushima, kneeling, reverent prayers rolling out of his tongue in acts of devotion — flesh against flesh. If that was how it felt to be absolved, then Kuroo would repent. Sin and repent. Sin and repent. Sin and repent. Cleanse and repeat. Terushima looks at him from beneath his lashes, and Kuroo realises with a jolt, that the devil was once an angel. He wasn't absolved, his soul condemned. If Terushima is his doom, then he'd gladly burn for him.

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I have this long standing headcannon that Ushijima was on the chubbier side as a kid as still has baby fat well into his adulthood. Like just a little on his stomach, his thighs maybe even love handles or a little extra skin under his arms.

Anyway, to the nsfw, he's obviously a big dude with a big cock and is totally down for a little cnc and sadism.

This means that when he doesn't stop to let you adjust or thrusts harder than most nights, you just paw at his tummy, soft with hard muscle underneath, try to push him off, slowly learning that you can push as hard as you like and he won't budge, he might even speed up. You push and scratch the slight fat on his chest and arms and lovehandles best you can but it doesn't stop him.

Also, when he's bottomy, he loves when you kiss and nible on said love handles AND stretch marks from both fat and muscle growth. That is all.

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I can imaging Kuroo and Daichi having stupid cuddly sex and Daichi's all like "I can't believe people actually think you're cool." As Kuroo falls into a giggle fit on the bed (Cocoa anon)

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so recently i saw this post about if asexuals know a lot about sex, and as an asexual, yes. I do. I literally know about a bunch of random kinks and fetishes that i will never need to know, but I also see this as something asexual Yaku would say (Cocoa anon)

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No but imagine Daishou and Kuroo hate fucking, spewing insults and degrading each other but it only turns them on more (can i be cocoa anon?)

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Yamaguchi absolutely spoiling tsukishima just non stop pampering constant worry and love sent his way and only ever does demanding in bed where its tsukishima being the one to do what he asks

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Daishou still being lowkey sad about Mika dumping him and he rebounds to Hinata when he finds out he has a feminization kink and likes crossdressing (for fun). Bonus: They run into Kuroo while on a date. Hinata's in a frilly skirt or flowy dress and Daishou makes a show of lifting it up and groping Hina's ass when they walk away to try and make Kuroo jealous. And yes it works. ((can be cucci anon or is that taken?))

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Sometimes, on the way to games, yamaguchi has a vibrator inside of him that Tsukki controls with a remote. Sometimes he’s not even allowed to cum until after the game, as a reward for doing so good.

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Bokuto and Kuroo have actually jerked off together.....more than once. They both have these really nice moans and grunts and though they won’t say it, they both get hard and turned on even more by eachothers moans. They aren’t even attracted to eachother in my head, they just think that it’s so hot

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Tsukishimas voice gets supper high and he cant and or wont cause he dont care hold Back his moans once you've heard it because hes at the point where he really just a wants it all and doesnt care what hes got to do and it always gets whoever hes with more turned on cause it's like the sign your going good. keikei anon

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Y'know who I feel that has the grossest and weirdest kinks that no-one expected? Yamaguchi. That boy is INSANE. I bet that whoever fucks with him expects that he would be mostly vanilla, but no-oh. Whatever are your kinks, he would be down with them too ;)

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kei has an attraction to kuroo because it pissed off half the team that it was kuroo that managed to get him all soft so whenever kei gets the chance he pulls kuroo into makeout or cuddling in front of karasuno and kuroo's chill with it cause hey who would complain and later daichi is hanging out with him and other captins and then kuroo shows them a photo of kei with hickeys and all messed up and bokuto and oikawa are like ayyy nice but daichi just wants to kill him at this point Keikei anon

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Kageyama likes to pump Hinata full of cum as Hinata wears a vibrator and a chastity then shoves a volleyball into Hinata's ass and makes him keep the vibrator and chastity belt on as he shows Hinata's naked volleyball filled horny ass to the team. The team seeing this "accidentally" will hit Hinata's ass like a volleyball saying how with the volleyball in him they mistook his ass for the ball